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I guess it was hard to resister joke like that?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Maybe he isn't a farad of puns and that was beyond his capacitance.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Damned! It was indeed an easy one, but like almost all of them, I couldn't solve this one either.. 
_Maxxx_ wrote: Anyone work out the clue now?
I’m not on the train -> TRAIN without "I" -> "TRAN"
sounds like my sibling -> sounds like "SISTER" -> "SISTOR"
has three legs -> has three terminals
Good one! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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As I'm nearing my 0x3C birthday, I thought I'd share with you youngsters something an elder friend told me recently. It may help as you grow older...
I'm getting on in years and probably not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges. But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet. As we lay there making love, I thought--- "Wow, these Taser Guns are really worth the money!!"
Will Rogers never met me.
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Thoughts like that are ... "off the Reservation" !
Merry, merry, cheers, Bill
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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Nice but maybe should be in Soapbox.
Not to mention I just got an Amber alert on my phone!
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Sorry Roger, not funny. I would vote you down if I could. Am thinking about marking your post as abusive though.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I'm apologize if it offends you, Pete. Personally, I find most things that are politically incorrect terribly humorous, if the joke is taken as meant - an example of absurdity or illustration of a stupid idea. I always have, and always will lampoon stupid attitudes through humor, and that often leads to tasteless jokes.
Will Rogers never met me.
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"always will lampoon stupid attitudes through humor, and that often leads to tasteless jokes."
Which may be the origin of "egg on your face" ? [1]
[1] The late literary critic and scholar John Ciardi suggested "egg on your face" originated in the rough-and-tumble of cheap-ticket comedy shows where comedians were often pelted with eggs, and whatever produce was handy.
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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What? Blimey, who's upset you today?
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I just do not find jokes about sexual assault very funny. I have lots of women in my life that I care about, some who have been assaulted, and I know the pain it causes even years after the fact.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Not a side splitter (they are few and far between except for the Q&A) but there is a certain irony. Doesn't cross the line for me.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Quote: NASA's Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array, or NuSTAR, has taken its first picture of the sun, producing the most sensitive solar portrait ever taken in high-energy X-rays.
Pretty cool shot
clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Linky no worky. US eyes only?
Works fine today; weird.
modified 24-Dec-14 6:05am.
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Thanks, great picture. Still can't get Mike's link to work, maybe it's Chrome ...
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I'm using Chrome as well [Version 41.0.2257.0 canary (64-bit)], so it may be your ISP...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm still on 39 and it's up to date; must be the 32-bit version. Either way the link seems to be working now.
Hope you have an enjoyable and relaxing Christmas.
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Or, as we say in Phoenix, just another day.
Actually I haven't looked at it yet. We had a rather nice sunrise today due to a lot of moisture in the air.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Or, as we say in Phoenix, just another day.
When I was there the month of April it had just started to get hot and I was so glad I didn't wait to make the trip or I would have been miserable. As it was my hiking was limited, not used to the dry heat.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Pretty! (And now half my desktop)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We are all just small fries in this great universe of ours. Great pic!
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Slacker007 wrote: We are all just small fries in this great universe of ours.
Yes we are and it makes you wonder if someone somewhere else is saying the same thing?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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One of my favorite movies: Plan 9 From Outer Space
(They actually used the digit "9" instead of the word in the title)
One of my favorite scenes from that movie...
The general is speaking to Colonel Tom Edwards, whose official assignment is to oversee Saucer Field Activity. The General tells the Colonel, "You realize that there is a government directive stating that there is no such thing as a flying saucer." He asks the Colonel if he stands by his statement that he's actually seen flying saucers. The Colonel confirms it, and the General says, "This could mean a court martial."
Shortly thereafter, the General asks if the Colonel wants to hear the tape of the latest transmission from the flying saucers from outer space.
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