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The Financial Times apologises for the error in yesterday's news section.
The company found to be at risk of going into receivership is Mocrosoft, not Microsoft.
BREAKING NEWS
Following fears of its going into receivership, Microsoft had lost 738,000,000,000,000 by close of business, yesterday, and is going into receivership.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi every body! I want to ask: "I shoul chose ASP.Net webform or ASP.Net MVC when create project "
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Neither: I'd chose a coffee and a couple of biscuits, myself.
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What kind of biscuits?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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For me, if its decent coffee then ginger nuts 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I would prefer Java. In a cold weather what else would I love? 
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This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
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Depends on the time of day: In the morning a simple one like a Fruit Shortcake, or a Digestive goes down well, while in the afternoon Chocolate Hobnobs, or Jaffa Cakes are highly recommended. For evening munching, I like heavy duty flavours with Chocolate Cookies with big chunks of plain chocolate in.
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The second one looks like candied orange peel dipped in chocolate - sounds goooooood! 
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It is! My kids favorite, but take some time to prepare, so I keep it in secret place...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Send it to me, I guarantee they won't find it...:InnocentWhistleSmiley:
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How many times do you blanch the peel?
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I'm not sure about 'blanch'...Do you mean to put it in-out of boiling water?
None...I put the peel in to cold water for 3 days (changing water twice a day) than cook it with sugar...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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"Blanch" - "cook briefly in boiling water".
The recipes for candied orange peel I found all suggested "a number" of them to reduce the bitterness, so I assume that's what the 3 day soak does - removes the bitter oils without damaging the flavour molecules.
I'll have to try it, maybe later this week (no oranges in the house at the moment).
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Exactly - the 3 day soak is for the removing the bitter taste of the 'white' of the peel...It also helps in the cooking phase as the 'white' is soft like a sponge and readily absorbs the sugar...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Everything you have to know about projects: http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/3[^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Should I choose apple or orange to eat?
People can tell you how is apple and orange feel like, their taste.
No matter how, those answers are just belong to others.
I don't like apple. Do you?
You can't really find the real answer UNTIL you eat it with your own mouth and taste it with your own tongue.
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Herself needs new shoes for work, but she hates shopping (Yay!) - so She's been complainign that her work shoes leak for a month or so. Today, I insisted she got new ones.
So she decides the town we go to, and I drive her over there.
First shop: nothing she likes.
Second shop: nothing she likes.
Third...you get the idea.
Final shop: nothing she likes.
Solution?
Go to a different town? No: Go back to the first shop and buy the first pair she tries on... 
She does this every time! Just for that I won't tell her she has a dentists appointment until 30 minutes before it's due, this afternoon...
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That sounds extremely strange. I have never met a woman who doesn't like shopping for shoes - and that to an extend that she will buy around 200 pairs more than she needs... 
Are you sure that she's not sick? 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Herself is pretty good in that regard: I think she has only about four pairs.
But she hates shopping - which is good in that she doesn't spend much, but bad in that I have to do it.
The trouble with that is that sometimes she has to be forced into it: shoes and suchlike that you have got to try on. And then she spends the entire time swearing... 
Still, I'll get my own back this afternoon - she hates dental check-ups even more!
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Sounds like a keeper 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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it should've been
1) drop swmbo/'er indoors at shop
2) go to pub
3) wait for swmbo/'er indoors to finish shopping
OriginalGriff wrote: Just for that I won't tell her she has a dentists appointment until 30 minutes
before it's due, this afternoon...
better buy some frozen peas - they'll be great for the bruises she's going to give you
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You're expecting a woman to like the first thing she sees? C'mon, love at first sight is a property of men. :P
public class Human {
public bool Gender { get; set; }
public bool LovesAtFirstSight { get; set; }
}
Now if you set true for Gender you set true for LovesAtFirstSight, otherwise it throws exception, chief.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
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Picking Boolean as the type for a property called Gender is an interesting choice.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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