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V. wrote: Farting hound, happy sound
Well, that's what happens if you Pinscher in the back.
If you don't Laika, Pointer out the door and pour yourself a Mastiff drink.
And if that should put you in a too Shih Tzu mood, you can always Retriever later...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Jack Ass
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Chitty, Chitty, bang, bang
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The sound of music.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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exactly do they[^] go? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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They don't; they wait until you wash your car.
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Groan...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It's been doing military intelligence...it couldn't find any so it's coming down!
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If it just fly over us it would find anything. Military or intelligence...
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RossMW wrote: If it just fly over us it would find anything. Military or intelligence...
Well DC anyway!
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Certainly couldn't find where Kim Jong-Un went for 40 days..
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Quote: Col. Keith Baits, 30th Space Wing commander.
now that is a good job title!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Sound like something out of the Thunderbirds. (or Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons even..)
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They're testing prototypes of a warp drive. 
Marc
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It was away for two years so must have broken down and had to crawl slowly back home !
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They are ahead of NASA then!
NASA is doing some feasibility study on the warp drive right now! 
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They've been talking to Maxxx's aliens[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have a fear of carpooling.
I'm afraid that the car will get trapped in the tunnel and with all the people I won't be able to get out.
It's called Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
I'll get my coat, I know the way out!
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What you ask for more? You have at least a good name for it: CTS 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Sounds like an old sci fi short story,but I'll be darned if I can remember who wrote it (I already checked my library of Asimov short stories along with other authors). I also spent 15 minutes on-line googling anything I could remember with no hits that seemed to match.
If anyone remembers, give me a hint.
Dave.
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Hope nothing such happens, but still would an adventurous journey....
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'm afraid that the car will get trapped in the tunnel and with all the people I won't be able to get out.
I can understand it, you are not Silverster Stallone 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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