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I would have batman's/iron man's superpower, infinite money.
Seriously, I could buy any superpower i wanted if i had infinite money.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: transmogrification
I sure appreciate OriginalGrif, but not as much as wanting to be him.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Telepathy - Professor X style 
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The ability to forgive my own mistakes of omission and commission in relationships with others, and myself.
“I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: They amount to 14.” Abd-Ar Rahman III, Caliph of Cordoba, circa 950CE.
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The ability of understanding. Being able to 'learn' and understand ANY thing. From languages (including but not limited to spoken, body, computer, and structural languages). TO be able to understand something and then harness it would in the end fall in the category of all powers etc, but I think it is legit in a way. 
If not and I have to choose one from comics then I will take any of these[¢] (Especially Crazy Jane with her sixty-four multiple personalities, each with its own set of superpowers.) 
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If I could have any superpower it would be the USSR before the collapse. - Mitch Hedberg
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It should be very clear: Patrick Stewart said it[^].
To see thru ladies' clothes.
"And you're using your superpowers to see ladies' tits?"
"Mainly, yes."
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The ability to understand women all else would seem trivial!! 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Death ray eyes. Useful for idiot drivers and all sorts of intimidation.
Marc
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Definitely (long range) teleportation.
Once you can do that, nothing else really matters much.
Kinda like that movie Jumper, but not as horrible. Sorry, even Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Bell couldn't save that film, though they sure did try.
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omniscience, after that everything else is trivial.
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99% of the nuts-n-bolts stuff is done, and the car has almost all of the electrical done that's necessary to start the car. We're hoping for a Tuesday or Wednesday start. Video will be available.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thanks for the update. I'm penciling in Thursday to begin my off-planet migration. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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don't forget to put oil in it (and before any comments this is a very common mistake when using a new engine/gearbox even by professionals)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You don't need oil to start an engine, you need it only when you wish to start it again.
modified 18-Aug-14 9:11am.
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You should put this stuff on your YouTube channel, if you have one. I'm sure there are a lot of DIY enthusiasts out there that would find this interesting. Just a thought.
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I have a youtube channel, but there won't be anything to show until the day we try to start it. It amazes me that people assume I haven't thought of youtube...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: It amazes me that people assume I haven't thought of youtube...
Well, I really don't know you John, and thus have no way of knowing whether or not you entertained the notion of going public with your hobby craft.
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Dude - I go public with my farts - not necessariy on youtube, but...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thanks for the heads-up.
I'll begin saying good-bye to my loved ones.
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Would you stop working?
Would you find a new career?
Would you start your own business?
I'm not sure. Work isn't all fun and games, but neither is sitting at home and partying all day...
At least work makes you feel kind of useful.
I'd probably work less though.
And travel more.
I was wondering what the average CP'er would do. I know there's some people here who really love to code
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Infinite money?
Buy everything that is even remotely for sale. Stuff, real estate, corporations, entire countries, even people.
Then be a Benevolent* Dictator for Life over everything I own, which would be almost everything on Earth and some stuff out in space too.
* opinions may vary.
And maybe write some code in my spare time.
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Mwahahahaha!  
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