|
Nobody will do it for you.
Apart of that this is The Lounge which is not for programming questions.
Your best bet: asking for advice in th right forums while showing what you've tried.
God luck.
|
|
|
|
|
Everyone here in The Lounge is either mad or a pinky-russet colour. Try Quick Answers[^] were Griff will be by to help as soo as he's finished with the Sheep Dip.
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: Try Quick Answers[^] were Griff will be by to help as soo as he's finished with the Sheep Dip.
Jeeze, I think he'll need an answer before VS 2016 comes out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Have a look at High-speed Charting Control[^], and similar charting articles on CP.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ah, I have been looking for this before posting Cedric's. I could not remember it was from you. Damn ! 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hope they have no units conversions issue...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
|
|
|
|
|
If you dont know who Felix Magath is I'd recommend this very short article:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29302031[^]
"Former Fulham skipper Murphy confirmed a story appearing in a Sunday newspaper that Magath recommended defender Brede Hangeland treat an injured thigh with a block of cheese soaked in alcohol.
I hope that Felix Magath will become my boss, because I also have an injury, that needs treatment with... red wine ... and ... cheese. No, wait ... make it white instead... with lots of bubbles 
|
|
|
|
|
I prefer tequila and rellenos, but it hasn't helped my foot pain, I may need another dos*.
* Sorry, I decided to pre-empt anyone else from saying it.
|
|
|
|
|
Hmm, do you add tequila to curb the stomach pain?
|
|
|
|
|
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information stored in their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive becomes more full, so humans also take longer to access information, it has been suggested.
Researchers say this slowing down is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr.. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more, but just may not be able to access the information..
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
|
|
|
|
|
We need indexing service.
|
|
|
|
|
Agreed. If you're going to slow your brain down, you might as well do a proper job of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Hey, I am not using windows indexing service. I write my own which will be far more slower. I am a perfectionist.
|
|
|
|
|
Here's an idea! I will implement a memory repository something like Hogwarts Pensieve[^] (from Harry Potter movies).
So when one needs to forget about an incident, he simply remembers that incident uttering a magical charm and voila! it gets added in the pensieve along with an indexer which maybe a small fragment of that incident which the person selects. While the incident gets added in the repository, it gets hard-deleted from the person's memory, but without a part of it which is used as an indexer. After this, a defragmentation service runs on the person's memory.
So, when that person needs to relive that incident, he simply remembers the indexer and utters another magical charm and voila! he relives it!
How's this? I think I am gonna be R-I-C-H!! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
|
|
|
|
|
REEE--DIKULUS!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Haven't any of these overpaid, overstuffed researchers ever read any Heinlein. In Methuselah's Children, Lazarus Long posed the same question to his much younger (and smarter) friend, Andrew Jackson "Slipstick" Libby, Andy explained it as simple as you like. We experience events linearly as time goes on, but our brains correlate each event with the accumulated total of all other events in a geometric fashion. Accumulation of experiences progresses linearly, but the storage required and effort needed to retrieve the memory and all its associated memories grows exponentially.
Unfortunately, the book ended before Andy published a solution to the problem, which he claimed was definitely solvable.
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
Another old codger who remembers the classics. Thanks, Roger  .
Software Zen: delete this;
|
|
|
|
|
Anytime, Gary. I'll be happy to be your surrogate memory in your dotage. 
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
Roger Wright wrote: Accumulation of experiences progresses linearly, but the storage required and effort needed to retrieve the memory and all its associated memories grows exponentially.
Which is why our brains do compression -- they find memories with a common pattern and condense them.. sort of like doing a Lempel-Ziv pass. Oh, and it runs while you sleep.
d@nish wrote: We need indexing service
Its so good, you don't even realize it's there.. just ask a friend who's had a major seizure or amnesia. Sometimes one of the indexes gets partially lost and chunks of memory become inaccessible until they're reconnected via access through another index.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
|
|
|
|
|
Didn't Lazarus mention something in a subsequent story, maybe "Time Enough for Love," that he was using a method of tiering his memories. I wonder how someone consciously does that and how you master the technique.
I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office
|
|
|
|
|
I believe that you're right. Now I'm going to have to dig that one out and reread it again. I'll let you know when I master the technique, if I remember... 
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive becomes more full
Time to defrag.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
