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It could be done! Use location services to determine when you've entered a "tourist trap". And if we can remove red-eye, I'm sure an OS-level "nipple notification" wouldn't be too hard to add to the photo app!
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Is it too late to volunteer for the job of app testing monitor?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You got off easy... imagine if he'd been able to retrieve it...
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Know how you feel on this one..
Friend: So what do you do for a living?
Me: R&D Software engineer
Friend: Awesome. You are good with computers! My computer is complaining about the hard-drive and makes weird noises when I try to turn it on. But no problem you can get all of my files right?
Thinking to myself: Ok.. In reality if the hard-drive isn't completely dead I probably could get the files if I used up the last of what little free time I have to work on your computer for free.... Sarcasm: "I should totally do this!!"
Then if you say no they get mad at you or offended.
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Hopefully Tenby is still there, and still gets enough daylight for photos.
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Sure, that happens to us guys in tech a lot!
But it's not limited to tech: I witnessed a situation where a lady walked in a shop and told the poor guy something like "I have an old black-and-white copy of a magazine page, could you please make a colored copy for me ?"... 
Just like with your phone issue, it's not technically impossible - only VERY expensive.
You can hire a boat and a diver to recover the phone, and the shop guy could use Photoshop to color the copy! 
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but not in practice. - Anonymous
A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. - B. Bryson
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It requires good weaponry[^].
Double pun : it's a Canon.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Wonder if they make it in a 50cal version? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Haven't seen the 50cal but there is an RPG Version
link
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Her Majesty the Queen is in Glasgow where she bumped into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: What about an Empire, and I will be Emperor?
HMtQ: No. I don’t think so.
AS: OK, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No, Mr Salmond. May I suggest we call it a Country?
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so he'll be a count ???
OH I GET IT... 
I'd rather be phishing!
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or you could drop the 2nd letter. but that would be bad.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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The differenc ebetween God and Alex Salmond: God doesn't think he's Alex Salmond! (oldie but goldie!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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och - its the fault of those damn English in Westminster
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Do you have your passport with you? You may be landing in a different jurisdiction to that from which you departed.
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Vote Yes for better weather :P
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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DaveAuld wrote: who ordered the crappy weather
You live in Aberdeen and wonder why the weather is dreadful. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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that is crappy weather even in Aberdeen (where good weather is heavy drizzle)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ring Ring...
megaadam: Hello?
the Guy upstairs: Good Day Sir, what kind of weather would you like today?
megaadam: Nice and sunny please.
the Guy upstairs: OK Sir, but where should I put your crappy weather?
megaadam: Ah well... I am not sure. Perhaps you could stick to your regular routine?
the Guy upstairs: Yes, I suppose we can handle that. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.
megaadam: Thank you too. Goodbye.
Life is too shor
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Table 42?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry, Dave. I ordered rain for Bullhead City, but they sent it to Bullshit City. What can you do about dumb bureaucrats? :shrug: 
Will Rogers never met me.
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And it took you more than 2 years?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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It's an artificial intelligence; there's a pretty steep learning curve.
Ten years from now, we'll all be its slaves -- I, for one, welcome our digital overlord.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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