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Life is a bitch and then you die.
My personal motto and BEST MOTTO EVER!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
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Shouldn't that be...
"Life's a bitch and then you marry one."? 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Good one, but I wasn't planning on marrying
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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My motto/battle cry:
"I didn't come here to be reasonable."
Serves me well in a variety of ways.
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Treat all people with respect and grace.
That will make the most people upset.
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I've tried an failed to start a business supplying Aquarist's.
But I wasn't sell-fish enough to make any profit.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I thought you were more of a shell-fish, or is that more for those doing net-working.
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I've seen your shop, I didn't buy because it seemed fishy.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You tried to mussel in on existing businesses, didn't you?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Best not to carp on about it - it's not your plaice.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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But if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You're doing this on porpoise.
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Sometimes it feels like we're just reinventing the whale
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I didn't like the carp-et in your shop
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Did the bubble burst?
Andy B
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Ah calm up it ain't that bad.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Too bad, I hope you'll be fin.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Maybe you should scale back your ambitions so the next business doesn't flounder too. Cod only knows how people make a sucessfull business without selling their sole.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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This thread reminds me of a song[^].
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The outcome of my dear ol' dad's DIY was shellfish.
It just wasn't real shelves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You could always take you remaining assets and get into the arts[^], you could make a krilling!
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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Today marks my 25 years of service! Where has the time gone. Probably at least half of that has been spent in the middle of the north sea!
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Celebrating or Commiserating?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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