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poor spiders. I don't kill them, because they eat flies 
in another thousand years we'll be machines or gods█
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That's ok. My spray will take care of the flies too 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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i got something for you then, works like a charm.
Might consider some "minor" home improvement afterwards but you figure it out
Anti Spider[^]
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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The following article: Spurious Correlations[^].
Was it inspired by friday's Dilbert[^]?
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I think that is is a Spurious Correlation.
Dave.
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He sees into the future. Methinks he is a witch! 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: he is a witch
But only if he weighs the same as a duck.
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It looks like he's been giving Bob 'fashion tips'.
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I think Bob is either a cross-dresser or an hermaphrodite.
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Isn't that nice he's congratulating the Eurovision winner.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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We've co-opted Sean. He's the UK's official Eurovision entry next year.
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We want to endear them, not scare the screaming heeby-jeebies out of them!
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You cut me deep, man.
*goes to mirror*
*mournfully admires one-day growth destined for Eurovision 2015*
*begins to shave*
*sink fills with tiny hairs, and regret*
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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The beard is this years gimmick. Next year we're going to go with the look of the love child of Borat and Elvis. Obviously we're changing your name to Borat Presley.
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What is the big deal with it? There are so many singing reality shows anyways and many do not care about them. Why anyone cares about it? Music is gauged on opinions anyways. Not a sport.
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I have no idea. It's stupid and embarrassing.
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Just one more reality show, what's the difference it's just one more right? and one more and one more...
Pretty soon they will have Justin Bieber bath time reality show or...?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Except that Eurovision is over 50 years old. The countries' broadcasters are the ones who are really competing. They want the prestige of a high place, but not the ruiness cost of winning.
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Is that why England sent what's 'er name?
I caught the "highlights" (or lowlights depending) on TV news this morning, and she looked like a paraplegic with arms worked by strings from the rafters...
(And sounded like a flat-pitched donkey being chainsawed)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: flat-pitched donkey being chainsawed
So you have actually witnessed his?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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YouTube has everything!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Mike Hankey wrote: Pretty soon they will have Justin Bieber bath time reality show or...?
Don't even go there!
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I think it's because it driven by the rivalry between countries.
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The Drag Queen Conchita Wurst won, beard included Clickety [^]
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Worth it for the Polish entry, if you ask me.
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