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Clearly, you got defective fruit.
(It happened with me as well - visible in a couple of minutes)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My First Search Of The Day was "symptoms of appendicitis" 
The pain I am feeling does not appear to be appendicitis since it is on the other side of my lower abdomen. It could be a hernia, but nothing is sticking out. Oh well, maybe it will hurt more tomorrow so it will be easier to figure out what it is. 
What was your first search of the day?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"A reason to get up", followed by "glasses", the usual.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Hmmm, very valid indeed. I was thinking Internet searches, but my bad for not being specific 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "A reason to get up"
How about: "The sun is up, and time to relish a new day!"
Works for me. (Plus, I have a low boredom threshold and can't just lie there doing nothing for long...and I'll wriggle and wake Herself, then my nice peaceful day full of the sound of birdsong has been replaced by the sound of someone shouting corrections at the the BBC news... )
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"Where's the damn coffee?"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And if you see your cat or a mouse come flying through the room do not try to find the coffee. That's impossible. Instead only realize the truth... There is no coffee. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Flying mice happen round here naturally.
We have pipistrelles[^] which do the job all on their own, and the conventional variety which get assistance from Dij.
It can be quite a surprise to have a mouse fly past your face when you aren't expecting it...
But in this house: there is always coffee. Including the backup coffee, the emergency backup backup beans, and the "oh god I'm desperate" absolute emergency instant cr@p-in-a-jar. So far the mere existence of the last one has prevented me needing to use it! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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SoMad wrote: What was your first search of the day?
System.Windows.Size, because unlike System.Drawing.Size, this struct (used more in WPF it seems) doesn't have operators like Subtract.
WPF is like a prostitute. All glittery and curvy and great to look at, but then you realize...
Marc
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I didn't realize it mattered. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata!
Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
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I think you pretty well covered all the bases there Roger... oh except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Too freakin funny. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Don't forget Celine Dion. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Don't forget Celine Dion.
But Ravi, she was a titanic suckcess?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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"It's a love story and a boat sinks in the background" type of suckcess?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't forget the Beib. He his our greatest export ever! (Please keep him, we do not want him back)
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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No we are only including those that have talent and some redeeming qualities, the beib don't qualify!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Celine Dion
[gravely otherwordly voice] Satan is Canadian! [/gravely otherwordly voice]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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"gravely otherworldly voice"
Interesting, but I suspect you meant gravelly, unless...
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Careful Roger!
Kirk is Canadian[^], so you get get a photon torpedo between the eyes!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That would probably hurt less than several other places...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I did consider other locations, but realised this was the lounge! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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hey roger how you doing?
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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Excellent! Et tu?
Long time no see, m'lady. Bullhead City hasn't been the same since you left. In fact, it's cooled off some! 
Next time you stop by, I've got some new guns to try out!
Will Rogers never met me.
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awesome! next time i'm in the US i'll be sure to pop in for a couple of days - just let me know when it isn't 117F mmkay?
life's great - married - living in berlin - geeking out
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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