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Pizza, Ice Cream & Beer...
Are the two of you on a Diet[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer."
... this is excellent news! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It works! Just ask HomerTheHuge! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Can confirm 
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I think Nagy is now quietly working out if this calculation could work on Gin also
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The beauty of the gin diet is that in as little as a week you can lose several days.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: you can lose several days
I heard that you once lost 3 and a half months! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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1998 was one hell of a year!
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don't ask about the late 80s he is convinced they didn't happen
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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We both with Death are always on a Diet. Don't you see?
The main idea of our Diet is eating the only the main 3 group of foods: Beer, Pizza and Sweets.
It works great
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: And don't forget the ice-cream or/and chocolate for desert !
I know, I need to stop on the way home for that ... its not normally the last thing I sort out! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It may be useful to see comics.
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Eyes.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A stupid question.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A 2 letter pronoun, used as the subject of a verb, or the object of a verb or preposition, to refer to a thing, animal, situation, or idea that has already been mentioned?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Dear, you need to drink more. A lot more.
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I might just give that a go next week tonight!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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A Rolf Harris chat-up line?
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If anyone mentions his "didgeridoo" I'm out of here!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I wish you had told us it was that easy to get rid of you ages ago.
Rolf Harris's Didgeridoo
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How about his peg then?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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