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Yes, on Vincent Van Gogh's birthday: [^].
I'm both excited, nervous, and scared, about this important day: feeling kind of torn between wanting to hyperventilate while screaming with joy until I turn hoarse, or spend the day in the foetal position in a closet, brooding while sucking on my pacifier, and thinking about conspiracies.
Maybe I'll go on YouTube and look at Steve Ballmer videos ?
But, I'll start this very special day, as usual, with a little warm-up with my soul-brother, Amza: [^].
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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I may do something and I may not.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think all quantum physicists are bi-polar, "I have measured, and I have not measured, all depending on whom you ask". 
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I'm going to sing "The Grand Old Duke of York".
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I plan to be SoSad 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'm going to spend it transporting ursines between the arctic and antarctic regions.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've always thought that the word "bi-polar" was a particularly stupid one.
Ye cannae change the laws of Physics, Capt'n. There can be only bi-polar (so really you've got either polar or not).
Monopoles are only conjectural/theoretical*, for use when playing with numbers, anyway, and even the worst Sheldon amongst us wouldn't try for tri-or-higher-polar.
* Don't believe any bollocks you read about synthetic magnetic monopoles; they're just lumps of matter dumped into regions of external magnetic fields, with all kind of tweaks applied to make them look like magnetic monopoles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll celebrate bipolar junctions.
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I don't know, but the day will have its ups and downs.
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Oh, I don't know. A bit o this and that.
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Just wanted to let everyone know I'm back. The world can resume now.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Nice to see you again. Please don't post any more baby jokes 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: Please don't post any more baby jokes
FTFY
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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In the backwoods of Canada in a shack with no electricity, a man's wife went into labour in the middle of the night. The local doctor was summoned to help with the delivery.
The doctor gave the nervous father-to-be a lantern to hold, partly to keep him occupied and partly so that he could see what he was doing.
After a few minutes, a baby boy was born and the husband put down the lantern to hold her.
"Don't put that lantern down just yet," said the doctor. "I think there's another one on the way."
Shortly afterwards, a baby daughter was born and the husband put down the lantern to hold her.
"Don't put the lantern down yet," said the doctor. "I think there may be another one still to come."
Sure enough, a few minutes later, another baby girl was born.
The father scratched his head and said to the doctor: "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Fine. If you must post baby jokes, at least post dead baby jokes, such as this classic from the 70s:
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
... It was stapled to the chicken.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
modified 28-Mar-14 13:28pm.
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As a punch line, I find that strangely lacking: "Why did the dead baby cross the road?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions."
Nope, sorry, I don't get it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Welcome back. Now you need to apply some color to your username as you had before.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I say, how does one apply colors and stuff? 
I've been wondering for some time.
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I believe it is done by using some HTML in your username.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You we're gone???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Welcome back, ever find out why you were band? Did you round house kick someone?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Reckon it was 'cos he punched the wife one time too many.
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I still think that PTW is going to catch on. I just have to keep it going.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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 Time will tell. Though, I'd advise against holding your breathe on that particular one.
Glad to see the un-ban button got pressed on your account.
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