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I believe I remember that joke and it is kinda similar!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I risk the negative sign if Mrs The Wife takes the children away...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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thats gr8..losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??? 
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??
It was in the post:
Mike Hankey wrote: broke up with my GF
You and Argonia need to keep up with the puns this fine morning.
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry about that..I guessed it but was not sure if that was the point!!!
modified 17-Mar-14 7:33am.
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: abt tat
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Teh spilling is week in this won!
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corrected the spilling!!! 
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs, broke up with my GF
You also got rid of that nagging sensation in your head at the same time, I gather... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Stress will kill ya! 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Mike Hankey wrote: lost 130lbs
You must have had a fair bit going spare if you can lose that much! 
I always lose weight when I am off on my own, I spend a fair bit of time off contracting. I don't know what it is, the wifey buying chocolates all the time, or just the contented slump in front of the TV that does it, but I always put on a lot of pounds when I am back home.
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now I know why I didn't gain weight even if I want to! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Went onto 1and1 to check my email.
Tried the usual link webmail.1and1 and this redirected to a status page.
Thought this was a bit odd, so tried the alternate email.1and1 again this redirected to a status page.
Can you guess what the status page says?
"No technical issues are known currently."
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Well it is an informative message, they're telling you they don't know that the system is experiencing a problem. Maybe you could send them an e-mail...
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Maybe you should go and drink some more gin
I did ping them via twitter......Status page has now changed and they report issues with their Control Panel, so obviously something going on with their systems.
Think their maintenance outage planned for last night has broken something.
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DaveAuld wrote: Think their maintenance outage planned for last night has broken something
They should talk to Chris, he knows all about 'breaking something' 
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They did it on purpose?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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http://xkcd.com/1343/[^]
So...how many of us are guilty? I've got as far as the "Tools that need a manual" - for complex embedded software with only a two line by sixteen character text display, you better believe you need a manual.
But (much as I hate it) I write a damn manual. But I've never tried to explain how to read it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Most people I know think no tool needs a manual (and in fact, they do not read the manuals).
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: they do not read the manuals
Like my big brother, who blew up a new washing machine that way... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I know of people getting scared if no manual for there tools...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Manuals are for sissies!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Except when it comes to manual gearshifts of course
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I usually play with the damn thing without reading the manual until it's screwed up so bad even a manual won't help, then I google!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I usually play with the damn thing ... until it's screwed up so bad... |
And then you go to see the doctor???? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote:
And then you go to see the doctor????
My lawyer has advised me to plead the 5th!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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