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Finally, there is proof that the internet was invented by Al Gore.
If you monitor data packets on the internet at large for a few days, a pattern emerges.
And if you convert that pattern to percussion audio, you hear a beat that not only expresses a universal procedure to solve problems, it has a signature that in distinctly Gore's.
How can you tell? Easy - it's an Al Gore rhythm.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've had a word with the lads. We've agreed that we're going to form a posse with one aim, to hunt you down and deliver an almighty slap for that. Slappage will ensue.
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Hi,
Looked it up: "Slappage" 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
modified 28-May-14 12:18pm.
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Who's going to be the slapper?
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I think my version is simpler: Hold still. We're going to have to hurt you now.
See? Leaves methodology to whatever is at hand.
Software Zen: delete this;
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OriginalGriff wrote: I was sent this, and thought of you
I'd rather you hadn't.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I liked it
+1
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That was good you got me hooked on the first line and from there it was a steady real. 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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The cheese is strong with this one.
Jeremy Falcon
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I want my downvoting button back... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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No!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I kept expecting it to leap into "Deliverance"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Lookup Hayseed Dixie on Youtube.
They started up with AC/DC covers, but it seem's they have since expanded their repertoire.
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I don't want no Shakira law forced on me.
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Yes you do; you've just used a double-negative :p
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
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No probably get voted off in about 10 mins as thicko's will think this is racist.
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While I'm not a big fan of Shakira's music, I hardly think that it's racist not to want it forced on you by legislative means.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I hardly think that it's racist
It probably would be over here in "the land of the free and home of the brave". 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Blue Waffler wrote: No probably get voted off
I'm surprised your username didn't manage that
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Try the veal.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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