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kArViD0tnEt wrote: I can't kill anyone
Too weak?
Not allowed near sharp objects?
Restraining order? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not allowed near sharp objects?
what are those? I haven't seen any sharp objects all my life!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ooo! Just wait until you are allowed in the Kitchen! You are going to have soooooo much fun!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm soooooo excited! Can't wait.
Ooh wait, I'm already allowed in the kitchen. It's just that I don't go there 'coz I'm afraid of the thing called Cooking Oil! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Cooking oil is good - there are so many things you can do with it. Including frying things!
Never eaten Philippine food - loads of Chinese / Indonesian / Malay / Thai / Indian - any good?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Philippine food is good. Unlike from Malaysia (or is it from Thailand/Vietnam? I can't recall), our food is not that exotic.
We also have burgers and fries (courtesy of US influence).
We love to do some experiments when it comes to food and advertise new dishes. And I can assure you, aside from it's edible, it tastes great! 
Unluckily for me, I wasn't given the gift of cooking. 
Have you been in the Philippines?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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No - I kind of circled it! Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, and Japan but I missed the one in the middle!
Thai food is spicier than Malay, but Malay includes a lot of Chinese / South Indian influences.
Vegetable curry and rice pancakes for breakfast - wakes you up fast!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I missed the one in the middle!
and the best, I think!
US, Japan, and Europe's influence plus true Filipino food all-in-one. We also have the best tasting coffee that we'll keep you up til the next day (I'm not pulling your leg on that).
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: and the best, I think!
Could be - I've met a few Filipinos and they were all good people!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Good for you.
I haven't met Brits personally. Just Chinese.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Are you absolutely sure? No gaps in your memory? 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Damn that's my ex to a T!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I have a small coin collection, nothing too serious, and when there was a local coin fair in town, I took some of my one cent coins (no longer legal tender) with me to see if I could get them valued.
A very nice chap looked at them and essentially split them into two piles - one small pile of rare coins, the other of, frankly, not in the least bit rare coins.
Walking round the hall, I came across a stand selling coins made into jewellery - and what with the wife's birthday round the corner, thought I might try to buy one with her birth-date on.
After a bit of haggling, we settled on a price, upon which I realised I hadn't brought my wallet !
I was in a quandary for a moment, then had an idea - and managed to leave the exhibition with the gift for Mrs Maxxx.
Of course - I used my common cents.
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I was going to say, "A penny for your thoughts, Maxxx" (to coin a phrase) but then I realized you really need to change.
/ravi
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Stop it with your tails. I'm way ahead of you. Tosser*
* just in case you don't realise these are all puns, here's a big smiley[^] for reasurance
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Buck up! You didn't get her a Dime bar, did you?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to make a note of that.
/ravi
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It's a mark against me, but if I'm franc I don't care!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OK, I get it! You don't have to pound it to me.
/ravi
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I had a yen too - but I'll settle for the cent of victory!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hmmm... I must confess I'm lira of that centiment.
/ravi
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A few cents for a present. Good luck with convincing her "it's the thought that counts".
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I shall call the cloakroom assistant for you.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He dies...again.[^]
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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