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Stop it with your tails. I'm way ahead of you. Tosser*
* just in case you don't realise these are all puns, here's a big smiley[^] for reasurance
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Buck up! You didn't get her a Dime bar, did you?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to make a note of that.
/ravi
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It's a mark against me, but if I'm franc I don't care!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OK, I get it! You don't have to pound it to me.
/ravi
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I had a yen too - but I'll settle for the cent of victory!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hmmm... I must confess I'm lira of that centiment.
/ravi
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A few cents for a present. Good luck with convincing her "it's the thought that counts".
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I shall call the cloakroom assistant for you.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He dies...again.[^]
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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That page has died for real.
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Because of the ad with Paris? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Definitely NSFW. I visited your link and was immediately confronted by an ad with a picture of Paris Hilton on it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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There's nothing harmful with the ad as I see it. I just read the news and shared it with you. Have you read it or you're Internet Nazis blocked it?
@Pete. That's Philippine's online newspaper. I thought you can open it like I can open BBC.
Ohh, and I don't know that she is Paris Hilton. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Damn the crunchy bits on these snacks are getting tougher all the time.
PETA is suing the woman for chaining up the python
The woman is being investigate for illegal trapping.
Her fault for owning a snack instead of a real dog. I love pythons.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I love pythons
The problem is finding a hot-dog roll long enough...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you love Pythons go to FL they have an epidemic there the non-native Pythons are taking over the Everglades and surrounding areas.
clickity[^]
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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In some things moderation is actually preferred. As a kid the only source of pocket money I had was catching various reptile and selling them to a couple of reptile park, never lost my love of them, spider on the other hand get the thong - no not the that type, you probably call them flip flops.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I grew up in Arizona and I've killed a lot of rattle snakes but never caught them. Looking back I probably could have sold them for venom but as clumsy as I am I probably would have used more anti venom then I would have brought in.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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There was a story in SA some years ago of a pup being partly swallowed by a snake. The snake was beaten and the pup, still alive, was freed. The name they gave the pup was slangkos (snake food).
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I just encountered a WTF with VS2013. I am working on a code editor kinda based on MonoDevelop and was working on a service when VS said a method was not defined on an interface. I knew I had that interface defined, so I opened the file. The error went away. I closed the interface code file. The error came back.
WTF?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Did the error prevent the project from building?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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As I was copying code from MonoDevelop to my solution there were other errors that would prevent building (I hadn't copied a lot of things at the time)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I've seen that a number of times. Usually goes away next time you reload the solution.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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