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JoJo,
I think if someone has the ability to hold MS Certified Professional status, they should be able to answer that question all on their own.
Or is that just a spot of falsification on your profile image? 
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DaveAuld wrote: JoJo,
Tick VG!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Tell him that if he learns to read, he will be able to read it to himself (eventually without even moving his lips).
Personally, I prefer to think for myself, rather than:
-- Fill my head with self-serving cr@p written by underachievers to profit on the insecurities of others.
-- Read what other people tell me to read.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
-- Fill my head with self-serving cr@p written by underachievers to profit on the insecurities of others.
Why do you think they are underachievers 
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Because if they were great entrepreneurs, they wouldn't have the time to write books.
In every field of human endeavour, there are hordes of useless pratts who can't and don't do, but assume that they can teach.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is why each author wrote a chapter not all the book was written by one so they are co-authors.
My friend boss is one of them who run a very successful company.
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Just remember that these people didn't write anything to help you. They did it for their own benefit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know that they only seek for profit and fame 
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Dylan.
Saw, well more "listened to" actually, him this weekend. Great performance although I couldn't make out every song (apparently he does that: making his songs "unrecognizable") it was very nice to listen too. He can move the audience and didn't even use a lightshow or fancy talk (you wouldn't understand a word he's saying anyway  )
Glad to have seen him  .
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Seen Bob a few times the first time was in the IOW in the sixties , he usually has Tom Petty as support who has saved the day a few times when Bob was a bit below par. Kudos to Bob for still touring at his age - he works harder than most.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Movie Quote Of The Day
And that is why you never mess with a hungry turtle.
Which movie?
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The Rabbit and the Turtle 
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Jaws XI: Return of the Killer Teenage Mutant Sharkurtle
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Calm down its just hungry turtle 
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Last week I saw a film named sharknado... well, I mean I saw in the IMDB a film named sharknado, and now I'm aware of it existence... I've never seen it and I don't plan to change that...
It seemed to me something at the same level of "the attack of the killer tomatoes" or "rubber" which I've neither seen.
Sharkturtle would be easier to sell...
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I saw the same IMDB page and thought: "Yeah, right. Perhaps I'll wait for it to be out on TV and ignore it then as well."
Can't help feeling it's from the same origins as "Snakes on a Plane" - as in "this would be a cool title for a movie".
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yeah, right. Perhaps I'll wait for it to be out on TV and ignore it then as well
Yes, it's a pity they've not put it in all the cinemas across the world...
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I watched 30 minutes of it. To be honest its that bad its funny.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No! are you serious?
Which one?
A) Sharknado.
B) Rubber.
C) The attack of the killer tomatoes.
Those are the films are nice to see after a loooong day at work when you've been sleep deprived and arrive at home hungry, then you prepare something that for sure it is going to kill you a little bit and sit down to see whatever is on TV, if you are blessed with that kind of film then you can say you'll go to sleep at least a little bit happier.
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Sharkando..
the acting stinks
the plot stinks
the action stinks
the special effects stink
which in turn for the short period of time that I watched it, it was funny.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: the acting stinks
the plot stinks
the action stinks
the special effects stink
I didn't know Nicholas Cage was in it...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I would like to present to you Tara Ried[^] the main character from Sharkando as someone who has the ability to promote Nicholas Cage's abilities by 0.0000001%
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nah - multiple zero by anything and you still get zero.
Mind you, I can guess how she got the jobs...and it wasn't just her acting ability that sucked...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Nice set of lungs.
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