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You Rat, You Java Loving <<redacted>>, you know full well VB and I have nod and don't touch relationship!  I suppose on the good side I know the E-mail is Elephanted and not web access!
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did anyone post anything?
seems like there is an empty thread full of words and questions... 
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why are you talking to yourself?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm very sorry, but you never posted that e-mail; so, how can you possibly ask me if I've read it ?
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. So why do they expect us to be able to read their mind?
speramus in juniperus
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Walkin' away Whistling 
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I think you'll find that this answer covers even that dilemma:
42
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I think that must be true as Deep Thought and 42 were on Today today.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Deep Thought
Miss read that as Deep Throat. 
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i see...
42 hours of wasting time, thinking about women thoughts
42 days of wasting time, asking women about their thought
42 women wasted, finding out what goes on in their mind
...
42 is truely the answer!
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Men, men, men, manly men ....
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To quote she who must be obeyed "Because shut up: THAT'S WHY"
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Of course they think we are capable of simple tasks, otherwise there wouldn't be a honey-do list.
Trust me, you don't want to know what's going on in women's minds. You won't understand most of it and the rest will drive you insane.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You just need to find a simple minded woman.
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Women are great. I always enjoy a woman whenever I can get my hands on one. 
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I was given a tour of our local Royal Mail Sorting Office the other day.
I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?"
"That, Sir, is the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.9% accurate.
It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC.
It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit boards to entirely cover the pitch at the new Wembley stadium and it has 200 miles of fibre-optic cable.
It took five years and over £100 million to develop," he boasted proudly.
"What happens to the letters after it's finished sorting them?" I asked.
"We give them to a bloke on a push bike."
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Since your a newbie here  I will point out there is a Joke icon. Yes the Subject is POJOTD but ....
If it was not for the 12 supercomputers it would be hard to tell it was a joke as it sounds like how things are done in the USA, except it would be a push cart not a bike. 
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djj55 wrote: If it was not for the 12 supercomputers it would be hard to tell it was a joke as it sounds like how things are done in the USA
I've also seen MiB3, so I know how the letters get sorted in the US... 
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WASSAILING
Two in a row!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Two in a row!
aka 'Lunch'
speramus in juniperus
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So true.
3 in a row........had pudding as well
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Drinking their health
as a naval man did earlier perhaps? WAS SAILING
WASSAILING
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at least i got the was!
but i actually dont understand that game :/
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