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Quote: ANDREW Gregory, 37, of The Cuttings, Hartshorne, was conditionally discharged for six months and told to pay £5.97 compensation, £35 costs and a £15 victim surcharge for stealing two packs of bacon from Tesco on February 16.
Read more at http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Bacon-thief-gets-slice-action-Derby-magistrates/story-21085336-detail/story.html#COCJvj9IFClyP0h3.99
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you think Daddy might've made this[^] look easier than it actually is. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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1? One? ONE?
Bloody light weights, if you can't finish the bottle and say "antidisestablishmentarianism" you're not coming round my gaf. And bring a bottle. A FULL bottle!
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Some people can't say dohdekkerthingy after no cups of anything!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I showed the image to Herself, who couldn't say it after a cup of tea!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's no daughter of yours, I'm sure!
Will Rogers never met me.
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--or--
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-- and --
I have a glass in my hand, can you guess the contents?
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Trying to pour the pitcher back into the bottle would be dangerous (you might spill some); so obviously it's the left overs. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Lemonade?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yeah: gone!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I though you'd peeked into the depths of the Vilmos fridge when I saw the subject line. My bad...
But thanks - I've already cross-posted it elsewhere on a forum badly in need of some humor.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Beautiful! And amazing and stupendous!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Blocked. 
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Wow!
Further comments not safe for the Lounge
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Suppose we run two programs on a single-core processor
First sets the EIP pointer to 2 (example)and the second one sets it to 1
How does the first program know it will continue from adress 2 and not 1 ?
Thank you very much
(random fact: Pink Floyd's wish you were here was written not for someone who died ,but for an ex member who went insane)
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You are in the wrong place! We sold all our EIP's for food...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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So after the sale did the EIP's point to the first thing that you, or the byuer will do next?
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Me of course! Buyer do not know about computers - he thinks EIP is some innovation think...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Bacon to be more precise 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Each program runs in its own address and activity space, totally isolated from the other. As one is pre-empted, its environment, including registers, is saved and then restored when it gets its next timeslice.
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So far 45 minutes have elapsed and nobody has suggested your answer is incomplete or theirs is better. I vote we move Q&A to the Lounge and post drivel in Q&A.
All in favor raise your hands...
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S u n s h i n e wrote: post drivel in Q&A
Where's the change in that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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