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It's nice of them to try to soften the blow like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste. Well tonight was 'leftover' night. When I got home the missus and the boy were out running an errand, so I helped myself to a big 'ol plate of tuna casserole (one of my favs). As I was about 2 fork fulls from finishing off said casserole, they came home and immediately proclaimed "What is that gawd awful smell?", yep you guessed it, the once fine casserole had seen its better days. I got a bad feeling, that in the not too distant future, I'll become real good pals with the crapper. 
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That would be a good bet, gook luck don't envy you!
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Sounds like you better brush up on the proper incantations before you begin making the offerings to the porcelain god. 
Honestly, I hope that their reaction was that of just walking into room and being hit by the smell of reheated tuna. For some reason, it always smells worse than if you are there while it is warming up.
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I feel sorry for you, but that last bit about you becoming friends with the lav is hilarious. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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jeron1 wrote: A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste.
To lose one sense, Mr. Jeron1, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your so earnest Mark.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Well, people need to see the importance.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ouch! That might just leave a mark. Surprisingly, it only lasted a couple of eventful hours, the microbes must have had that Usain_Bolt[^] gene.
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jeron1 wrote: A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste.
That means you can eat my girlfriend's food with saying it tastes like cr@p?
This isn't a signature
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Probably! 
I get that from the missus alot, she'll make things now that I didn't like before this happened and simply say, "What do you care, you can't taste it anyway..". As an added bonus, I also get full time puke (boy and dog) clean up duty, "What do you care, you can't smell it anyway..". Gee, why didn't I think of all these wonderful things when this first happened!
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I don't know what is going on around this place today, everyone is running around, going on about white boards and versions numbers.
The managers are grumpy, the minions are mumping.
Think it is time I sacked them all and outsourced this lot overseas...
That's the last time I come into the office during the week 
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It sounds like quite the pissing contest. Time to show them all who has the biggest whiteboard. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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while (goalNotReached)
{
put_foot( IsLastFootRight ? Foot.Left : Foot.Right, FootAction.Down);
}System.StackOverflowException was unhandled {Cannot evaluate expression because the current thread is in a stack overflow state.} [^].
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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Oh! Bill!
You forgot a bit of code...
bool GoalReached()
{
return (World.IsDominated && Your.Base.All(n => n.BelongTo(Us));
}
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I recognised that walk.
It's the "drunk trying to look sober" stroll. 
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Either it is intended misinformation, or we still have time until Skynet rules every last one of us.
Then the usual question : is an android shaped really the best one for a robot ...? Might be that they failed at some basic requirement engineering.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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He doesn't have a whiteboard. Or an office. I'm now not sure what is up and what is down any-more, and I can't even count to 50.
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Got rid of the whiteboard. Word looks about the same. I like sticky notes and small pieces of notebook paper.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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I've moved the white board outside of my office where everyone can see it. I heard through the grapevine that Tim overheard a conversation about this and was concerned that neither I nor another developer were up to date with version numbers. I know developers can't se past their own little project but I've got 50 running and the other managers I'm covering for were let go when it came out that they had no idea what release numbers even meant!
So, everything every developer needs to know is on the white board.
Tim: time to update your resume: you're also fired for spreading gossip.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: Tim: time to update your resume:
Wo! Go easy on Tim. It's a heckuva walk from his office in Ohio to your whiteboard in Calif. 
/ravi
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mark merrens wrote: you're also fired for spreading gossip
Bloody hell you would go through the company I work for like a dose of salts and clean out the lot of them, place runs on gossip. That and politics are the reason I refuse perm!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I knew a bartender that could have 50 people in her bar and once she served them their first drink she could make them all another at any time without asking what they were drinking again.
Doesn't seem like that much to remember. Employees go to their supervisors for a reason. The supervisor is supposed to know these things. Greater responsibility comes with moving up the ladder.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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You do understand that these related posts are meant to be humorous?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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yes, yes, thus my humerus post.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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