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Welll, um, if a anybody asks me the time, I can show it to dem.
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Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't that time?
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He doesn't show it to them!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, I'm getting up-voted for Milligan's jokes!
The old man'd be proud.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That worked a peach on my Scoutmaster's tent when I was a Boy Scout. It's vitally important, though, to wait until after the rain is falling well. Running a hand across a dry tent before the rain will do no good; the hand has to break the surface tension between the droplets and the dry cloth in order to start the flow of water across the cloth barrier, and once established it is difficult to break that path until the cloth completely dries. If you're really in a hurry, wait for the rain to start, then pull up the tent stakes. The victim's own thrashing about will provide all the hand contact required - from the inside - to break the surface tension barrier and ensure a soggy night for the tent occupants. This method also reduces the chance of leaving any DNA samples behind as evidence... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/NewDelhi/Lok-Sabha-stamps-out-a-shame-bans-manual-scavenging/Article1-1118866.aspx
In the US called "green toilet"
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How is it defamation?
It's a fact that it happens, and a good thing that the legislature is taking steps to stop it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Better to stop defecation.
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And why do you think that talking about toilet is a good idea, with a cold-link? 
I am sure there are lot more interesting news happening than this in our country.
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Rutvik Dave wrote: And why do you think that talking about toilet is a good idea
I hope you were joking there. From the article, it seems to me that the bill would have as much to do with ensuring people's 'right to live with dignity' as it has to do with toilets. In any case i read it as making people responsible for cleaning up their own sh*t, so to speak. 
The link points to a valid news site and the article seems like valid news, I don't see what's wrong with posting it here (although maybe it would have been better placed in GIT considering the content is largely India-centric).
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."
-Ornette Coleman
"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."
-Anon.
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Well said!
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parths wrote: I don't see what's wrong with posting it here
IMHO, There is no point in talking about toilet and sh*t in India with the rest of the world.
parths wrote: The link points to a valid news site and the article seems like valid news
I was trying to say that, one has to copy and paste the link in the browser to navigate, so it was not a hot-link.
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Linkey no workey
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What u mean by "bat country" ?
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Its a line in the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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"Once the President gives his assent to convert the bill into law, it will be illegal to employ labour for hazardous cleaning (manual cleaning without protective gear and other safety precautions) of a sewer or a septic tank. All insanitary toilets will also have to be dismantled."
Will they be replaced with more modern ones; or will people have to do without and crap behind bushes instead?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I bought a license for UltraEdit and FileLocator Pro for my new PC. Can't live without either of these.
Haven't touched VuePrint in a while and was glad to learn it is now free.
Next I wanted to get MathCad since I was quite proficient in it a decade ago and wanted to get back into it. Man that SW is expensive. Will have to put this purchase on hold.
SmartDraw was another great and cheap one when it first came out. Now it's a tad expensive. Luckily I don't have an urgent need for it and Visio is adequate.
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About 1500€ here. MathCad is really expensive.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Once upon a time, they had different modules with separate prices. Now it seems you get everything you don't need for one fixed price.
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Improper training, obviously.
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Because guns are not locked up in a gun safe.
But then, what use is a gun in a safe when a burglar is inside your bedroom at night?
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Vivic wrote: gun safe
In a campground
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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