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I googled "fat bloke mother's basement".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Zombie Code Monkey wrote: Gaddafi
Zombie Code Monkey wrote: Qaddafi
First be consistent, then I'll help you.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Go forth and multiply. I'm sure she's a real cracker and think of the money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Inventor of the Dolby Noise Reduction system.
I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
Only dogs and bats
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Sssshhh! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
/ravi
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Dalek Dave wrote: I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
Very, very clearly.
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What the Hell is wrong with these people I keep reading about in the paper who want to go and live on Mars? I've been to the top of Tenerife which is probably similar and there's nothing there - just rocks and thin air. It was rubbish!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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There are very few things left that give the recognition of Columbus or Magellan, didn't you ever want to be the first person to do something people would recognize for the rest of recorded time?
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In the immortal words of James T. Kirk; "Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here"
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Mike Hankey wrote: In the immortal words of James T. Kirk; "Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here"
Ahem:
Though it has become irrevocably associated with the series and movies, the exact phrase was never actually spoken in any Star Trek television episode or film.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think some of them were volunteered by family and friends 
(I know I nominated DD, as I looked forward to getting a message posted from the studio out in the desert telling us how it is all a fake)
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Rob Philpott wrote: there's nothing there - just rocks and thin air
No soap operas?
No lolcats?
No lawyers?
No airport security guards?
No bankers?
No teenage singers?
No NSA?
No SPAM?
No traffic jams?
Hell, sounds like Heaven, to me. Sign me up!
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All true, neither is there any trees, oceans, beer, pizza or hookers. The latency for online gaming would be appalling. It's a slightly one-sided angle you're arguing here!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: one-sided angle
Hey!
In this house, we obey the laws of Physics!*
* How's that for a TV-show-of-the-day quiz?**
** Yes, I do know it was "thermodynamics"
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Good point. Please replace with 'narrow perspective'.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: narrow perspective
Perspective is about changing width.
You're really on a losing streak, today.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: * How's that for a TV-show-of-the-day quiz?**
That's too simple, son!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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See Here[^]
It is the crew I feel sorry for.
Still listening to Terry Jacks and The Brotherhood of Man.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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That's just what Mr Nielsen[^] said.
speramus in juniperus
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It takes a long time for the signal to reach me.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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It seems so distant and yet so close. 17 light hours away, that's a long way away but at the same time rather pitiful on universal scale.
I've got a DVD by Stephen Hawking, and I will admit to only half paying attention watching it but if I recall correctly he reckons you can get to the other side of the universe in 80 years, if you're going really bloody fast, nearly light fast. But it'd be a whole lot longer on earth.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Amazing achievement, I wonder if years from now space travelers will pass it and the captain will say; If you look out the right post hole you will see Voyager I...
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It doesn't seem that far - it would only take a jet 2395 years[^] to travel the same distance.
And it will only take Voyager 40,000 years to reach the nearest star.
To quote a character from a book I was reading the other day, "Space is too f***ing big!"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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