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Imagine how well the technical support calls would go if the sales calls are this good.
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What always gets me is that the cost of producing and maintaining professional-quality, useful documentation is a tiny fraction of what it costs to have people who are unable to answer questions that three minutes with a good document will answer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Greetings, your Excellence,
Like everyone else I've been through Kafkaesque conversations with front-line tech support, and information/sales, organizations.
While there may be no excuse for a company driving away potential customers, or convincing current customers to never buy their products again, when it comes to the reality of the working lives of the people who are employed in front-line support: it's most often a shyte job with low-pay, quota demands, and no potential for future advancement.
imho, why it's like that is simple: economic$, and ... greed. As a jaded realist, I spend very little time thinking about that.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Thanks to This request[^] it seems he has reached his aim, and been deleted again.
So: any bets on what name he will come back up with this time? I guessing "PB Trolling Ltd" won't be it... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Troll Bucket?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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In royal blue, not red.
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PB Resurgens.
Unlike Portsmouth FC obviously.
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Keith Barrow wrote: PB Resurgens of Lunch.
Un Just like Portsmouth FC obviously.
There are always at least two ways of looking at a problem.
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This seems weird. Why someone do that ! 
I remember just seeing genuine post from this member some time back about Intel chip.
I am sure I am not aware of some story behind this Phoenix fellow. Can someone enlighten me ?
Thanks,
Milind
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MT_ wrote: Why someone do that !
He does it every time his wife figures out what his user ID is.
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He works for wrong type of people. So every-time his identity compromises, he goes for witness protection program. 
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Hmm...so asking openly to us to help protect his identity. That's makes us what? accomplice ! 
Thanks,
Milind
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CHIASMUS
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Fooled by the master!
Got stuck on "check one" being "cl" and even though I couldn't completely resolve the rest of the clue, I couldn't get past "claptrap" being the answer ('trap' is 'part' reversed after all 
Humbled 
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Chess notation.
I presume you see it now?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Oh yes, the light bulb has exploded above my head and I am right now picking all the bits of glass from my hair!
My ego has been dented and I shall retreat to my cave with a bottle of Chardonnay to lick my wounds. 
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Doh, I was on the right lines but faded 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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After reading MM's post in September about his Oktoberfest outing I must admit feeling a little jealous.
I just googled Octoberfest in my area of the world to see what was happening here.
Apparently we seem to be way behind as Oktoberfest here is celebrated in November.
http://www.harmonieclub.com.au/oktoberfest.html[^]
Still.... reckon we can celebrate Octoberfest anytime.
Never been to one but may do this November.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Oktoberfest is a specific event in a specific part of Germany.
If you want your own massive piss-up then hold your own, but come up with a your own name.
Anyone holding 'Oktoberfest' anywhere else in the world is basically just lacking in imagination.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: Anyone holding 'Oktoberfest' anywhere else in the world is basically just lacking in imagination
Now, I hesitate to stereotype Australians, but...
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Says the man with the mint fixation
speramus in juniperus
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Lanolin, please! Mint scares the little darlin's!
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Do Not Hesitate..
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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ChrisElston wrote: come up with a your own name.
I call it 'lunchtime' 
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