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Just brilliant!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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You must have a Master degree in logic to think so 
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really? ... a kid masturb****ating on a cube ... kinda weird 
i mean it sparkles but cmon !! ^^
is this a signature ?
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The horror starting with the spelling 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Do what you ask? This[^]
The screw is complete and intact; there are no cuts or breaks in either the wood or the screw that you can't see - you could turn it over and the screw will still be completely through all the segments. Neither of the end pieces has been drilled or otherwise had a hole made in it. And no, it's not photoshopped!
Here's the answer[^] if you can't work it out (and I couldn't  )
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Wow. 
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Grew a tree around a screw? 
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Is it just a boiling water he puts the wood in, or is it something else?
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Water I think - they steam wood to bend it for things like tennis rackets and snowshoes, so I'm pretty certain it would work.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I still think its wierd, that it return to its original state that is...
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Cellulose is an amazingly flexible substance.
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Wood fibers are amazing[^], looks like a collection of straws. Some models in acoustic calcualtions are actually based on this assumsion, called Attenborough model[^].
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People always ask me why I keep an iron (the type for doing shirts) in my workshop.
I usually say that it's for applying pre-glued lipping to MDF, but it's more often used with water or a damp cloth for taking out dents in wood (no-one believes this unless you demonstrate it).
As long as the grain isn't broken or cut, any dent or bump can be brought out with a few drops of water and an iron -- let it dry, sand, re-laquer, and you'd never know there had been a dent.
That goes for wooden flooring, as well as furniture; a mate of mine was amazed when it only took me two minutes to take out dozens of dents that a chair leg had made in his maple floor, that he'd had to keep covered with a rug.
His missus told me that he spent the next month crawling all around the house with an iron and a glass of water.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: As long as the grain isn't broken or cut, any dent or bump can be brought out with a few drops of water and an iron -- let it dry, sand, re-laquer, and you'd never know there had been a dent.
That is brilliant, but looks mad I assume 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: looks mad I assume
Exactly. You have to actually do it in front of people for them to believe that it works so well.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Like this.[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Where's the best place to look for contractor roles? Doesn't seem to be much on Dice or Monster for LA/SF Valley.
Thanks.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I don't know about the current situation. But when I was in the USA 1.5 years back. The highest number of job requirements I would receive are from Dallas, New York, Boston, Houston, Chicago (In that order). And only a few from LA/SA (These are basically locations for Startups and Chip-based companies).
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Hi
In Hell
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Well that's sort of obvious being that there is so little difference between it and California.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Hi,
Haha yeah the weather is HOT
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Thanks: already looked there and the guy in charge said try the Netherlands...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Hi,
Haha I think he (the guy in charge) had some sympathy for you
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Eric Goedhart wrote: Haha I think he (the guy in charge) had some sympathy for you
That I seriously doubt!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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SF eh? You have a week to get here! After that I am back in Europe.
What skills do you have, banking isnt it, so C++?
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