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Johnny J. wrote: I don't feel like correcting the errors in a joke... I'll leave that up to the [other] grammar-nazis!
DD it is your call to action.
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Heard it that they were riding in a carriage.
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Ohh, so Leslie, how are you? 
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She's going to be so proud of me. Last time I was there she said I needed to lose weight and I've lost 130lbs, broke up with my GF.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs
Got to thia and thaught jeez...
Mike Hankey wrote: broke up with my GF
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs
Please share your secret with the rest of the class
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It's all about ground rules; if you bitch - you're out, if you gripe - you're out, if you raise you're voice - you're out, etc.. Varies with each one!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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I am not talking about ditching your girlfriend, i am asking about the loosing weight program. Please share what you do to lose so much weight and for how long you didn't gain anything.
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HE didn't lose weight himself. The 130 lbs he lost WAS his girlfriend. Just a joke in other words... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Ex-lax and a high fiber diet!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Now you're just sh*tting us... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Who me? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Reminds me of the old joke: "That's once!"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I believe I remember that joke and it is kinda similar!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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I risk the negative sign if Mrs The Wife takes the children away...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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thats gr8..losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??? 
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??
It was in the post:
Mike Hankey wrote: broke up with my GF
You and Argonia need to keep up with the puns this fine morning.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry about that..I guessed it but was not sure if that was the point!!!
modified 17-Mar-14 7:33am.
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: abt tat
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Teh spilling is week in this won!
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corrected the spilling!!!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs, broke up with my GF
You also got rid of that nagging sensation in your head at the same time, I gather...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Stress will kill ya!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Mike Hankey wrote: lost 130lbs
You must have had a fair bit going spare if you can lose that much! 
I always lose weight when I am off on my own, I spend a fair bit of time off contracting. I don't know what it is, the wifey buying chocolates all the time, or just the contented slump in front of the TV that does it, but I always put on a lot of pounds when I am back home.
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now I know why I didn't gain weight even if I want to! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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Went onto 1and1 to check my email.
Tried the usual link webmail.1and1 and this redirected to a status page.
Thought this was a bit odd, so tried the alternate email.1and1 again this redirected to a status page.
Can you guess what the status page says?
"No technical issues are known currently."
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