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Mark_Wallace wrote: You are who you are.
I agree with you
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You are who you are.
<Up the back>
I'm not.
</Up the back>
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Keep talking -- give the bouncers a chance to find ya.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's fantastic! When I talk, people dream. When I teach, they read books, work on their iPhones, do more than sit and listen.
I guess that means I'm a leader. What a relief!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I prefer the Royal Marines take on leadership which is that the person with the most knowledge and skills in a 'situation' takes leadership irrespective of rank.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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A friend sent me an email.
He asked if I felt bad because fellow programmers were 'swinging in the wind' over the Health Care website problems.
I told him that delivering a non-working site and getting paid millions of dollars is called "winning".
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Programmers are like the Jedi. Full of midichlorians and connected through the force.
Don't try to deny it.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Collin Jasnoch wrote: This is not the a website
FTFY
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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MehGerbil wrote: I told him that delivering a non-working site and getting paid millions of dollars is called "winning".
I gues so they've awarded more contracts to them. here[^]
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Quote: The contractors responsible for building the troubled Healthcare.gov website say it was the government's responsibility _ not theirs _ to test it and make sure it worked.
I love this sentence. It shows what went fubar, in a great way (On the other hand side, I'd guess that there were some more things going fubar...).
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Marco Bertschi wrote: I love this sentence. It shows what went fubar, in a great way (On the other hand side, I'd guess that there were some more things going fubar...).
The thing that's FUBAR about it is the government had a hand in it!
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That looks suspiciously like the fine print in a Microsoft EULA...
Will Rogers never met me.
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MehGerbil wrote: fellow programmers were 'swinging in the wind'
The commandos have programmers?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: The commandos have programmers?
...or programmers go commando?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The month may be dark, but the films are awesome[^].
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Remember when Hollywood made films based on NEW stories ?
On the other hand, I'd buy that for a dollar....
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I like shiny films with lots of explosions. Now, as long as they don't remake Die Hard (I know - Bruce Willis keeps trying to).
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The last one was horrendous...
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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And yet it was still better than the one before.
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Christian Graus wrote: Remember when Hollywood made films based on NEW stories ?
I think so, but that was so long ago I can't be sure.
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Christian Graus wrote: Remember when Hollywood made films based on NEW stories ?
Good point... but I'd still rather watch the 14th remake of Batman than ANY "reality" or "talent" TV show.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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All the best writing these days is for animated kids films. They're wittier and more thoughtful than mainstream 'live action' which has become almost entirely obsessed with effects and action where the story is secondary.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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