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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!"
The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house.
Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!"
The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?"
The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good one!! 
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Dammit!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Who reads a year old post - and who remembers?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Who reads a 4h and 21min old post?
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You? Me?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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I guess so.
OK then I admit it, I wanted to post a Leslie reply and I knew the joke was an old one so it must have been posted here before. Quick search, hey presto, hey ho, that's me busted. 
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There are no limits in what men are ready to do for a free beer 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Is TJOTD = Terrible JOTD?
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Yes
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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The "OTD" seems a tad redundant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Wicked luminary adheres to menoras."(12)
Nice one today.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Candlesticks
Wicked luminary - candle
adheres - sticks
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Yep, well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I don't see what gypsy dances have got to do with anything.
Mind you, the lower-classes often drop their H's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oy vay, I am such a klutz, and you shouldn't kvetch such a schmendrik as me.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What was yesterdays answer ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ask Tom, he solved it.
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I have been historically using Yahoo mail as my mail private address, and I must say I was very satisfied with pretty much everything about it : a lot of useful features, simple UI, more storage than I will ever be needing, etc...
And they changed everything. For bad.[^]. I hope Leslie did not tell you already-- but I suspect most of you to use Google or Outlook anyway.
They pretty much ruined it overnight. They removed all the neat features, tried to "guess" what users would like, and did not even beta-test it.
There are a few hacks to bring back the old design, but this will not be available for long. I would really hate to change my eMail provider after 13+ years, but I see no other option for the moment,
What a bunch of clowns. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Yeah - you'd think they were owned by Microsoft with behaviour like that...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Rage wrote: I suspect most of you to use Google or Outlook
Now you have a once in a life time opportunity to see the light & join most of us
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Seriously, I have never found GMail attractive. Matter of taste, I suppose.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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