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"He’s an expert in the field of effective management," Carney said, adding the agency would be "tapping his experience and expertise."
Oh, so he knows about web technologies? No? He's just a good manager. I see: a total know-nothing wanker who knows how to shout at people? That'll get the job done!
This just gets funnier and funnier.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and looks at his drunken friend and says, "You're wrong. That's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stop him.
"Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looks at the sky, then looks at them and says, "Sorry, I'm not from around here."
/ravi
[Apologies in advance if Leslie was here]
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Kirk: "Okay, who gave Spock the Romulan ale?"
Software Zen: delete this;
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I thought for sure the punchline was going to be:
"The third one replies - it's a street light you idiots!!"
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_Damian S_ wrote: "The third one replies - it's a street light you idiots!!"
That would be a normal reply but the third man also was drunk
Hello World!
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can I unlock my smart phone lgms770 to use with another carrier service? 
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Yes. No. Maybe.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I can has anzwer post: clinky[^]
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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+5 for the accuracy of your reply
-5 for the relevancy of your reply
+5 for the soothing tone of your reply
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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We aim to please. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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And here I was about to nuke this thread.
Can't now, can I? 
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Yes.
You will need a special tool[^], but it's pretty easy to use, then it should work fine with a new carrier[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Got a job in Apples design factory? 
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They wish! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I think you already screwed that up, by forgetting a 10000+ pages "terms of use" with your tools
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It's nice to hear that rfc1149[^] has been implemented at last.
I just wonder if they implemented it with QOS[^]?
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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+5!
It's been years since I last saw that!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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The cool thing is that a modernized implementation is used for real by SETI[^].
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Really? It seems to come up once every week or two at work (mostly my fault  ).
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That was good, the hammer and the bird. Ya, that's exactly how I fill. Screwed
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While this is indeed a Birmingham Screwdriver[^]... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Who's your carrier?
/ravi
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Well, I don't know. Can you?
Do you have the abilities to do so?
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Typically, you can do stuff you can do but it'll be a while before you can do stuff you want to do.
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Has anyone else done the courses from www.codecademy.com[^] ?
What do you think?? Where is the best place to move from there?
If you didn't know and liked the site... please share....
modified 23-Oct-13 16:27pm.
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