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No, I think we all agree - VB is up there with Wand Erection in the sucketh stakes.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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My comments are always directed at the poor s.o.b. who has to fix it. Inevitably it is me.
Fortunately I have a bad memory (at least for my foul coding deeds) and must document.
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
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glennPattonWork wrote: Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
Congratulations! You win todays star prize for most grammatically incorrect sentence.
A little gem, perfect in every way...were you drinking hard last night? 
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 I didn't realise I posted it! I was distracted by a graphics problem on a test PC. The sentence was meant to be "Your saying your hacks are worse than mine, I don't think so!" but thought better of it and tried to delete it... failed miserably, is this how today will pan out, failure after failure?
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Probably.
But now you know that, you can do things a little more slowly, more deliberately, more carefully.
So it isn't all bad. 
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Slowly, slowly catch eth monkey, for some reason comes to mind, more haste less speed, nahh I give up! (walks away muttering about Lattice BGA's)
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Dalek Dave wrote: Thankfully it was written in VB
On error Resume next?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Gotta love the error handling, if it goes wrong ignore and carry on  (got me out some holes, probably created a mess for the SOB that had to fill them!)
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VB6. Failure is an option!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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No certainty! 
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GoTo the naughty corner!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hell, I've spent so much time there, I've installed a fridge and an XBox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Auntie has this on The Great Tapestry Of Scotland[^] which was recently announced and is on show for a while.
I don't know what happens to it after the 21st. It's apparently going on tour for a while but does anyone know if there's a permanent home for it?
I would love to see it and I hope it gets to London.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They should make Tapestry Making an official sport, sounds like Scotland might be in for a chance of winning for a change! 
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Oh, and why the hell would Scotland want it to be homed in London? Probably end up in Edinburgh.
Better still they could sneak into where the Bayeaux Tapestry is hung and staple this on top of it 
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If Scotland gets its independence, I understand the MPs in London have approved a plan to use a large cheesewire-type cable to cut Scotland from Britain and then tow it out to sea and glue it to Iceland. Then Scotland could play Iceland at soccer every week, and who knows, perhaps one Saturday, they might win; Scotland that is.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I heard it was the other way around, they were going to tow England away, but they couldn't find anywhere far enough from civilisation to put it. Everytime they named a spot on the surface of the earth, someone complained.
This also introduced other problems, as Wales didn't know who it belonged to and began crying as it thought it might be left without someone to look after them.
Scotland isn't ready for independence...that is the reality.
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"[Tapestry] is such a vivid and immediate art form," he said.
It's taken 1,000 volunteer stitchers more than 50,000 hours
Sounds like marketing logic.
SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote: does anyone know if there's a permanent home for it?
Forget it, Bill, you're not having it for your bathroom.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Forget it, Bill, you're not having it for your bathroom.
Righty-oh, Steve. 
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"The Scottish government's attempt at growing a totally loyal army of luminous teenagers"
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My wife's elder brother moved to Stirling a while back, after about 8 months he came to the People's Republic of Trans-Tynesidionia. The change in his boy (about 6yo) was tremendous: he kept banging on about how great Scotland is, recited a few the Jocks has actually won, and when given some felt tipsdrew the saltire. InAlex Slugmond SNP Scotland, the country educates you about itself.
Stupid thing is I like the Scots: Geordies with their brains knocked oot*
*In Scotland, the saying is reversed I believe. Anyone who thinks Puddin'o'Sheep-lights is a fair-chieftain of anything is obviously no judge of intelligence.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Stupid thing is I like the Scots: Geordies with their brains knocked oot*
Mrs. W's friend and her hubby live in Eddinburrer. He works at the Grangemouth refinery and goes to work on a company bus. He says, that he never laughs as much as he does each day on his way in and out. He also admits he doesn't always understand them but on life's larf-o-meter he said he puts the Scots up there with the best.
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Electric soup.
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