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So have your dates.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Amazing, but not in a good way.
I remember an episode of "This Morning" where Fern Britton and some other woman reviewed "lady's massagers". Aat 11am. And be under no illusion, these were "massagers" in the sense that the vibrated and were [mostly] phallic in shape. Poor Phil Schofield looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights when he introduced the section, if you'll pardon the pun. Not a peep in the rags that I saw the next day, still it's in keeping with my theory that straightened times lead to less liberalism.
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Hell, pieces of plastic come in all sizes, so no-one's jealous if a piece of plastic is bigger than them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Breast are to attract the male eye.
They don't need to be so round and jiggly to deliver milk to an infant, in fact it makes them less suitable for that as it introduces breathing issues.
So what are breasts for? They're to make men want to have sex with the owner.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I agree with you: the nonsense that breasts are somehow offensive is childlike and moronic: we all have them so what's the big deal?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Didn't Richard and Judy have someone doing a testcular self exam live on daytime tv many years ago?
Anyone who has a problem is a moron.
Anyone who can't explain to a child who sees such things shouldn't be allowed children.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Hear Hear!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Wear wear?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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They're They're!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: please explain WTE they think breasts are actually for
Now, I've done a fair amount of research in this field over a large number of years (involving ladies from all occupations, ages, and races) google, retail outlets, and the internet and think I have come to a conclusion.
Jiggling. It's definitely jiggling.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Kid's don't have to go to the library and read the National Geographics anymore to get there kicks just turn on the boob tube. Pun intended!
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Here, in the US of A, bare breasts have been taboo on commercial TV almost forever: the Pilgrim Puritan heritage some are so proud of still lingers like gangrene.
But if you want to consider cultural ugly, consider:
Many years ago, it was taboo to expose a woman's breasts, even on non-commerical/educational TV - except, if it were showing "primitives" in South America or Africa - where they didn't seem to mind. The implications of that attitude, to me, were(are) truly horrific.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quote: Since when is a women's breast not suitable for children?
I know what you are suggesting but I would have to believe the offended see a difference between a child's mother's breasts and some other lady's.
Would you be OK with your child nursing on some other ladies breasts? Yes, I know there are "nursing mothers" but most people are not familiar with that nor would they be OK with it.
Would you be OK with your child watching porn and then telling them breasts are for feeding so don't worry about that?
Since breasts are both pornographic and natural the context is key for who gets offended.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The ironic part is that the ones complaining the loudest are probably the ones benefitting the most from the education.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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I agree totally with you.
I also feel your righteous anger.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Any suggestion on which server to go for(windows based) to run 30+ thin clients and remote access on couple of machines.
The erp is .net based.
Cheers
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Take budget, buy dual cpu Xeon, fill with memory and diskspace.... if you have any budget left, you haven't spent enough 
Whatever it will be, it wont be enough. Check with your thinclient hardware for their recommendations on server specs, also look at the MS guidance for for supporting remote terminal services.
The actual hardware isn't an issue, whether it is dell or ibm or whoever....
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AndyInUK wrote: erp
The most your budget will allow you to afford. Then split the database onto its own server, SSD drives for the SAN.
AndyInUK wrote: 30+ thin clients
Oh...Depends on your application requirements
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Some chump is sitting in corner, looking at his colleagues like a maniac giggling his head off, he doesn't even realise I've spiked the tea supply with LSD. Serves them right though, they shouldn't have put ex-lax in the coffee, I've barely been off the pot today.
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Dang all this foreplay when y'all going to get down to business?
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Pot, LSD... geez, you have an interesting workplace. 
/ravi
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Try clicking the "Full Site" link at the lower-L corner of the home page when viewing the site on a mobile device.
/ravi
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IF you're having problems post in bugs and suggestions. CP's had a mobile version for years; so if it doesn't like your phone for some reason (was fairly common a few years back) they should be able to fix it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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