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So do I but I also have anger management issues and my neighbors know that as well.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
after a short break, here goes...
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
Which movie?
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Well, I can't say that I Love that movie Actually, Debbie is not in it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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The rise and fall of Amy Winehouse.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Every bloody film about Paris Bloody Hilton.
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Bill Murray in "Were The Buffalo's Roam" - a film I saw some 30 years ago and loved, but daren't watch again as it's probably kaka.
speramus in juniperus
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The Microsoft Story
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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The boy with the dragon tato
Hello World!
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contracting1990 wrote: dragon tato
He has a potato shaped like a Dragon? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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No it's a dragon shaped like a spud.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a dragon shaped like a spud
I've never heard of that, but I HAVE heard of a thingy shaped turnip! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That's going to cause problems at the crisp factory! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Yes tattooed in his @r$$ 
Hello World!
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Well, Actually...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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When I saw your subject line, I naturally assumed that you had accidentally seen yourself in a mirror while stepping out of the shower. My bad! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Hey, don't' assume that other people assume the same, you assumed for yourself.
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I assume they don't... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Who tried it? I'm still on the waiting list
Hello World!
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"Vexes water? Gallons out in time!"(9)
Good one this, so get thinking.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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water : IRRIGATES
Gallons out in time : remove G insert T
Vexes : IRRITATES
First from me for months.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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