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AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Transformers??
Oh.. What movie did I ever heard this line.....
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Debbie does John Bobbett?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, that was MY line! 
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Which line? The arc from the car window?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, the line of coke you snorted before making the remark! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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The good, the bad and the Bieber?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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_Psychopomp_ wrote: The good, the bad and the Bieber?
I would see that if only I could be sure that Bieber was pumped full of lead in the end (no gay pun intended!) 
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
modified 12-Sep-13 4:23am.
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Nightmare on Nightmare Street.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Paris Sings!
speramus in juniperus
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Carry On... Screaming!
speramus in juniperus
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Mulan 
is this a signature ?
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Teletubbies - The Movie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That's a point, what happened to those d*mn things, every where then nowhere, not that I'm complaining!
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"Uwe Boll's Ed Wood"
Now beat that...
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[giggling] I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
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Miley does Dallas.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Your boss telling you that Windows Vista is the new standard.
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Is really iPHONE 5c only for $99?
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I think you missed out a trailing zero.
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of course it is. Here[^] if you have any doubt
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read the small letters. Only if you take a phone subscription of 2 years...
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That's normal with Vodafone.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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They've called it the 5c because that's what the plastic casing costs to make.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's with a 2-year contract. If you want a $99 smartphone without contract, the Nokia Lumia 520 is available as an at&t go phone.
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