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Movie Quote Of The Day
Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Which movie?
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Whitney meats Paris... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Going to work on Mondays
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Ted Cruz and the Democrats?
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Vaccum Cleaner.
VB6
SAP
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"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Paris, Texas
speramus in juniperus
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"Isaac Newton - About Apples And Oranges"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Me recieving the latest specification document or lack of it 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Nun's Story?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Attended the first ever meet-up event of CP in our country on 2nd Nov at Dhaka. It was an awesome experience to meet up with senior professionals and mvps.Celebrated 10M members mark of CP there and had fun with seniors.They gave different guidelines and inspiration to contribute in CP.Really inspired,  .Thanks CP for controlling it from back-end, wish it will continue in future.
Shuvro
modified 4-Nov-13 3:29am.
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Sounds fairly interesting.
I wonder they will conduct something like this in India?
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Husband takes his wife to a disco and there is a guy on the dance floor dancing up a storm - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"
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And then the fight started...
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Brain transplant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can't I mend this situation without this "transplant", it would be hard to do
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After some thought I felt that this could be achieved, but partially. Did you try it?
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