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Perhaps you should try and milk it[^] for all that its worth? 
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Isn't it a coincidence that the shortage comes right as the holidays are coming up?
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Holidays?
I had my holidays back in June.
2 weeks in Jamaica with my Lady Dalek and her Lady Dalek Bumps.
Too cold for a holiday now.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You should write a letter about it!
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: should write a letter
And send it by the royal mail!! (see thread bellow) 
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Parhaps the goat is stuck in the mail as well!
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Dalek Dave wrote: Roquefort
I love that cheese, especially after a fine dinner.. And with a good glas of Bordeaux wine..
[Edit]Fixed spelling[/Edit]
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vonb wrote: a good glas of Bordeau wine
I'd call it a glass of Bordeaux until after the second bottle, then your spelling might creep in.
speramus in juniperus
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Have even been there.. Ok, it's my Monday spelling.. Still, for me Bordeaux are part of the best in the world..
[Edit]Rechecked spelling.. Record of spelling errors: two of them in the same word..[/Edit]
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vonb wrote: Botdeaux
FFS! How much have you drunk? To the nearest case. 
speramus in juniperus
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Bl***dy Kezboard.. (ooops, another one!!) No, I didn't drink yet (will come soon..), it's just the keyboard not responding so well (typing too fast for the Terminal Servers...)
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My keyboard is set-up for both English(UK) and Hungarian. The most noticeable difference is that it swaps Z and Y, so when I'm happz zou'll know what's happened. 
speramus in juniperus
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Looks like it's time for someone to organise a concert. CheeseAid.
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They have been a private company since Wednesday and the service has got worse!
1.00pm and still no post delivered.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mine came on time; Pat gets here around 11 every day. Everything's for me today, well they are bills. 
speramus in juniperus
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arnt they on strike (again)!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's nothing.
I know of one private company that took weeks just to upload its web-site.
It would have been quicker to carry the files to the server in a bucket.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, that was technical issues beyond my control!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Ah, I see.
The wrong kind of leaves/snow/rain/workers (delete as applicable).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They probably used a shopping cart instead of a bucket. This makes it more difficult to bring the files down the stairs to the server room...
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... And then he stuck a "Stannah" label on the shopping cart, and put it up for sale for 3,000 quid.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Last Thursday I received two small packages, where only the house number and town was the same as mine: the name, street and postcode were all clearly different. Obviously the system had collapsed overnight, or the postmen's guide dogs* were having an off day.
* - "seeing-eye dogs" for people who say that sort of thing
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viaducting wrote: * - "seeing-eye dogs" for people who say that sort of thing
I think that that's a very insensitive thing for people to say, as it implies "non-seeing eyes" to people who may feel very vulnerable.
Translation: What goes around, comes around, so casting out motes, an' all that...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I received a letter a while ago from the company I work for, and they had forgotten to put the first line of my address on. So no house number or street, just my name, the name of the village, and the postal town. No postcode either.
It still got delivered, although I believe that postman* was swiftly dismissed for showing too much initiative.
* she was a woman, but still a postman.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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