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Mark_Wallace wrote: But those of us who correct our myriad typos do so because we pay a lot of close attention to small things money for the grammer nazi's services...
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DBC wrote: ... the more sexually attractive members ...
FYI: Most women are more attracted to the less sexually attractive members, does that makes sense?
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If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it.
Being loved gives you strength,
while loving gives you courage.
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Yes ... if they are made chocolate / covered in chocolate / work in a chocolate factory *. 
* delete as applicable
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Chris C-B
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Were would a sophisticated lass like yourself go on holiday? My guess is the sunny climes of Skegness.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Nah Bognor Regis
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There is only one place she could possibly go[^]
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) I think I love you!
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Chris C-B
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Great.
All I need on a Monday morning is memories of David Bluddy Cassidy and the Partridge bluddy family!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 Glad to help!
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Chris C-B
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Aw... 
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Must make a change for that emotion to come from a being not covered in the finest Pure New Wool! 
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Chris C-B
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my cat loves me as well. when it's time for his cat treats, anyway. 
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But Griff, as you are a Hippy Basset Hound (with very poor taste in wallpaper) I think you should be pleased your cat will be seen with you at all!
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Chris C-B
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I'm always pleased when I get any pussy attention, yes... 
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Even when it's REALLY a boy? ...
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Chris C-B
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Beggars can't be choosers...
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Sounds like a catastrophe
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That's something you hang on the wall, or build a special cabinet for!
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OriginalGriff wrote: you hang on the wall
Does indeed sound like a dogma
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Hawkward!
I do have a Koalafication you know. And that is definitely elephant to this situation. So stop giraffing around
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But they can have lots of lovely warm jumpers!
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Chris C-B
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...but I got carried away.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Was it "Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors"?
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Chris C-B
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