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And instead of fixing the problem let's put out a new version with a brand spanking new UI and we'll call that a hidden feature.
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So:
-- It's forever interrupting and popping up suggestions while you're trying to communicate with it.
-- It constantly remembers and brings up things you'd rather forget.
-- It multi-tasks more than some IDUs, but seemingly not with any regard for efficiency.
Damn. All we need is for it to open a messagebox suggesting that you stop and ask for directions, and the root cause of all the problems will be confirmed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Woman.
Can't flaw the logic...
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The void.
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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A woman that function is better 
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Then it wouldn't matter: it'd be my husband's fault. At least that's my experience with she who must.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Can't flaw the logic...
Dunno about that. You could probably disprove it with logic -- but not with the laws of Physics.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a tautology, so it logically doesn't add new information and is therefore useless/redundant. I think, as such, it can't be disproven. Other great tautologies include 1 + 1 = 2 as the left hand side equals the right hand side, and it follows that every [correct] maths equation/formula you've ever read is a tuatology and is therefore logically useless. Next I shall prove black is white and get killed on a Zebra crossing.
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Sandwich.
[Sorry - I'll get my coat]
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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...bleeding ears.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Hi,
[  ]
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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No Woman, no debt.
( flashbacks of a bad divorce  )
I awoke in a fever,
The bedclothes were all soaked in sweat.
She said, "You've been having a nightmare.
And it's not over yet" - Roger Waters
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With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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The first word that came to my mind was "boobies".
Business as usual here, then.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What will happen if they drive?
Hello World!
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http://obamacaregov.us/[^]
LMAO
Dont forget to try the form.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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HA! An understatement if ever there was one.
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I wonder if that site cost 700 million, at least it works!
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Been working on it for ages, I am off to make the first try. You'll know that I'd succeed if Germany was defeated in WWII, and if a complete website can be run by hamsters.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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mmmm ... how's it going with staying on the meds ? Any issues we need to talk about ?
your older (but never wiser) brother, Bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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It's kind of sad that your machine didn't work.
Germany still pretty much owns Europe. 
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