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I tried to check it, but couldn't. (I hate case sensitive usernames)
brisingr_aerowing@Gryphon-PC $ rake in_the_dough
Raking in the dough
brisingr_aerowing@Gryphon-PC $ make lots_of_money
Making lots_of_money
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I feel like a good cup of coffee, but they're harder to find than complete idiots.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For the record, I've had no such problem logging into your bank account.
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So "I don't want sh*t for the aniversary" turns into "well ok if you can do something..."
What does a man do?
I managed to get a F and S in The Grand,Brighton.
Sea view including breakfast and one night meal for only £500 all in!
Not bad as short notice!
It may well keep her mouth open for 2 mins!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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We're well past all that crap. A card suffices these days. If we want to go away we just do it: don't need a silly excuse! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I first read: We're all well past that crap. 
I was wondering about polygamy. I still am.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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18 years we have been together and it is a tradition that we bugger off and shag for our anniversary.
Usually at a hideously expensive hotel.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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You've been married a tad longer than we have - congrats. I don't know - you can shag anywhere - what has the price and location got to do with it?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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What the hell is an F and S?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"*ck" I guess.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: "*ck"
Uck?
I think you meant *uck.
"Let's see: I'm a white male, age 18-49, I have a loud mouth and a gun... I AM the American Dream." - Me
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It's "B'n'B" when you're not drunk...
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Friday and Saturday
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I'm in the same boat as Mr Merrens, don't have to jump through those hoops any more, been comfortable for too long.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You took so long to put him down. Epic!
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: I managed to get a F and S in The Grand,Brighton.
The GraFnd BrigShton?
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My tenth anniversary on Friday, 10th present is tin.
What do you think she'd like?
I'm leaning towards Heinz Ravioli.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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If I remember rightly she works in a Supermarket (my mum's always there). You could borrow her staff-card and save yourself a few pence.
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Just a mental exercise. If you were setting up a new office with multiple users (more than 1!) would you fork out for Microsoft Office or would you go with something free like Libre Office? I must admit to only ever having used MS Office so have no direct experience of anything else. I was just wondering what the alternatives are and under what circumstances you would employ them?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I would either use Libre Office, or even Google Docs until you hit a feature you absolutely, positively needed. And with Libre Office, I suspect that might take a while. It takes just about anything I can throw at it. All I can think of offhand was snaking columns and drop caps.
Then use the money saved to either buy better computers, or better chairs.
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TTFN - Kent
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Thanks - makes sense.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Office. The amount of time between when I get bored and decide to play with the most recent version of OO/LO and start swearing because of features moved/different VS where they are in the MS version is never more than an hour or two. This leads me to believe that the cost of my labor for the amount of time spent relearning the tool would quickly exceed the cost of an office license. Factor in less technical users struggling more with any retraining problem; and that at this point love or hate it most are probably more familiar with new ribbonized office versions than older menu/toolbar ones and I suspect the same would be true even for less skilled and lower paid workers.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Also a reasonable point.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I'd use Microsoft Office. I remain unimpressed with Libre Office. On top of that, people know Microsoft Office, so you could easily end up with the false economy of saving money up front while spending more in the long run.
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Depends I guess, but I would lean towards MS Office either way.
Microsoft has a cool program called BizSpark, if you qualify as a small business and some other criteria, you can get a lot of MS products for free.
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