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I'm here - working on TS2[^]. 
/ravi
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Let us sleep some time, still early in Europe.. 
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Get your a** up, even Me managed to get to the office at 7:30 today 
"Let's see: I'm a white male, age 18-49, I have a loud mouth and a gun... I AM the American Dream." - Me
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I won!! Check in at 6:59 (Precisly..)
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In your face Anthony!
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Everyones at the airshow.
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Ok
No takers, horse show. Everyone's at the horse show. That's H-O-R-S-E-{Space}-S-H-O-W.
What letter are we on now?
modified 19-Aug-13 15:46pm.
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I have been moaning about the performance speeds and loading times for my website and nothing I seemed to do hrlped.
It seemed that the bug in the opencart software was the nucleus of all my trobles.
It insisted on doing a category count every time you clicked on a link and with nearly 30, 000 items in hundreds of categories this was destroying the available resources.
I migrated from a shared to a dedicated server which brought more issues into equation as it was now not pointing to the right server.
I enacted a very kludgy repair but it didnt help much, although I could now see the database.
Then there was problems with the admin panel, and again a quick and nasty patchbto the config.php file resolved it.
I then found out about the bug and did an upgrade to the software thinking this would fix the problem, but it did not help.
A corrupted db on badly patched software with server pointing issues and a partial upgrade had all taken their toll.
I decided that it would be better to wipe it out and start from scratch..
So, bravely, I killed the lot.
Downloaded and installed the opencart software (latest version with the fix), intalled vqmod, then created a new MySQL DB a:nd attached that to the store. Added the various extras I had purchased and uploaded the csv file.
Hey presto...
Page loading in 2 seconds, not two minutes.
It was brave of me though, I habe used plesk before and my db skills are very rusty.
All in all though I am pleased with the result.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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You've got a website?
I didn't know that... Has it got a nice shipping trolley as a favicon, or is it one of those nasty "bucket" shops? 
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Finally manged to get the red bucket showing.
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And on top of all that, considering all the spelling mistakes and grammar fubars of your post, you did all of that whilst obviously being a good way into your second fifth of gin. Well done!
Cheers! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Tis a celebratory gin or several
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Congratulations well done.
I hate those brave breath taking moments... especially when it doesn't work.
Can you post a link to your site please Dave?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Technically, CP is the only one that I'm active in.
SETI - 1999-05-16
Code Project - 2001-01-05
GIMPS - 2008-09-30
Although the GIMPS one may be the oldest one I joined (1996) since 2008 was when they migrated from v4.0 to v5.0.
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I would tell you how long I was on Compuserve if I could remember my ID!
I was on SETI as well for a while.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Using a 300 baud modem, ah those were the days - NOT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ha! My modem was 75/1200.
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Pah! You had a modem? I used an acoustic coupler on the phone, 150/150 baud at best!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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CP - 8+ years as a registered user, have been a leecher for some time before that.
CodeGuru - About a year, I think somewhere in 2008 or so. (not active anymore)
BaseNotes - Since 2010 or so. (less active, but very much into it)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Based on your sig, you are part of linkedin.
Whether its a community or not is arguable, but you are still part of it, aren't you?
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That is why I said oldest. LinkedIn is fairly new compared to the rest, as is Facebook.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: That is why I said oldest
Ok. Makes sense now.
My mistake.
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I'm also on LinkedIn - and I get job opportunities as close as 250 miles away to prove it - but that doesn't mean I am part of it as a community.
To me, it seems to be a community made wholly of lazy, stupid recruiters... 
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I am from the UK but currently based in the US. I once applied for a job in Kuala Lumpur I had found through LinkedIn. I didn't get it but now I get lots of "opportunities" considerably further away than 250 miles!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I signed up to the Ramsnet email list for Derby County fans in 1998.
I've been using it today to whinge about yesterday's result.
After the match yesterday I was drinking with three others I first 'met' through the list.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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