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Firing off 300 fireworks at once[^]
Were these guys mad?!?!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Missile Command 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now, now. You know the rules. It's only mad if you can't afford it. If you can then it's merely eccentricity.
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... unless you're actually doing it; in which case it's awesome! \0/
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A (rather poor) question in QA asked about Google Polymer[^]. It actually looks very cool.
Anyone here use it?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks for posting this.
This is one solid reason to visit the Lounge everyday - instant update on Technology.
Would have perhaps taken months via other routes.
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Hoosier Lottery offers chance to win 20 years of bacon[^]
Granted, it's $250 a year of bacon, so it's really only 20 days supply (for some around here).
(Apologies if I offended anyone from Indiana - I was only there once for a week, and all I remember is that there were no sidewalks, and I hurt someone's feelings by telling them the 'difference between Canadians and Americans')
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I hurt someone's feelings by telling them the 'difference between Canadians and Americans
Which is?
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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"An American is someone who is proud to be an American, while a Canadian is one who is proud they are not."
TTFN - Kent
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Good one 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Huh? How much bacon do you eat?
Thinking to become veg-whatever if I'd to afford a similar amount/month!
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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.
Much less will I ever install an interface directly into my head for them. For those who now have to carry their pacemakers in their hands this might be more acceptable.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Back in the early 80's when I was going to a community college they had a DEC PDP-11/34a minicomputer system running RSTS in the computer lab. Every once in a while it would have swap errors and send out a message stating "Disk error during swap, program lost, sorry." Our ongoing joke was to say "Disk error during swap, brain lost, sorry." Somehow the idea of directly augmenting our brains with computers just doesn't sound like a real good idea.
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Actually I am already there! I have a cochlear implant, feeds directly to my brain via the auditory nerve. They now have brain stem implants too.
I am up sh#t creek if I get hacked 
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Ha! We had one of those, too... and it, also, did that... memories...
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I suppose it's better than getting drunk deciding you want to make some prints of your backside and mistaking the photocopier from the laminator. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Someone here had a similar signature at one time...used to always make me laugh. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Yep! That's the one! Thanks! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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So I won't know whether my girlfriend broke up because of me or if if because she was hacked. Great.
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