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You know that the Olympics started in Ireland, right?
Yeah, because otherwise they'd just be called the Lympics.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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So Olympia Dukakis is a nice Irish lass from Southie?
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She compete in the Broad Jump?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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The truck unloading the metal bars!!  Well, it was successful. But...
The motorcycle carrying all those logs!!! That could kill the driver/rider fast. scary.
Edit
The scoop loading that giant stone with that guy sitting in that frontloader thing. OY!! Very lucky escape.
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The biker clearly is a developer who was told to do more "logging" 
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I thought they were metal at first, but they might have been bamboo. THat much metal would weigh a ridiculous amount, 7 tonnes per meter cubed.
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... and they're still bitter and twisted about it: Yellies![^]
Quote: The louder you yell, the faster they go
That's evil! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They should be sentenced to a week in a childcare centre or kindergarten.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I already hate the inventor of that.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The perfect gift for the young son of someone you hate.
It's even better than a set of tin drums!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My brother really p1ssed me off one day so I bought his son a tin drum and a plastic trumpet for his birthday! Revenge is sweet!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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While reading the preface to this book, Unlocking Agility: An Insider's Guide to Agile Enterprise Transformation (Addison-Wesley Signature Series (Cohn)): Jorgen Hesselberg: 9780134542843: Amazon.com: Books[^], I read this fantastic analogy, by the author:
Unlocking Agility As an analogy, this book is meant to prepare you to become a chef, not a cook. A cook is able to follow instructions from a recipe and repeat a process that has already been done many times before. This works well when the outcome is known and the process (cooking, in this case) is simple. Chefs, however, can follow procedures and processes in an expert manner (and often do so, when appropriate), but they also understand the fundamental reasoning behind the instructions and can adjust the process to create their own recipes when the context changes. Chefs ultimately write their own cookbooks.
I really like that because all real Chefs can cook, but not all Cooks can be Chefs.
This seems to be the part that everyone fights about in relation to Agile.
Also, this book is really good because it is providing a look at what Software Developement really is : something used to build products and solutions that ultimately have to be bought (paid for) by someone.
-- Bonus info --
I think you'll like this:
To get that quote from the book I
1) took a snapshot of the text (use snipping tool or your other favorite to do this)
2) saved it as a png file
3) uploaded it to my google docs account
4) right-clicked on the image and chose "Open With => Google Docs"
5) you'll see a wait cursor as it does OCR on the image
6) A google doc will open with the image and the converted text below.
7) You can copy the text and use it how you like.
Not bad...for free!!
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raddevus wrote: Not bad...for free!!
now imagine...
Quote: something used to build products and solutions that ultimately are free have to be bought (paid for) by someone.
Now that's real agility! 
Latest Article - Web Frameworks - A Solution Looking for a Problem?
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: Now that's real agility!
From paid to free in just a few sentences.  Agile as a panther.
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 Thanks for the Bonus Info problem solving! I am filing that method (text from image) away for future reference. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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raddevus wrote: To get that quote from the book I
... Just dropped a snapshot into onenote, right-clicked it, and extracted the text?
Good thinking.
That way, you won't suddenly find yourself inundated with "Great Offers" on cookware and cookbooks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think the book's author misinterpreted his own analogy.
programmer : agile : : cook : chef ???
NO ! It goes like this:
programmer : agile : : chef : 'short order cook slingin' big macs'
'. . . just get something out the door - they don't care what it's made from or what it tastes like, anyway . . .'
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If you are arrested by the Fashion Police, should you Plaid Quilty?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, but only after being de-bloused.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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you mean they will dress you down?
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Yep, until you pleat for mercy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Cool thread! I mean, cool threads.
/ravi
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