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That's good. It always sounded like an active conspiracy to keep you from doing your job before.
I'm fortunate in that the only adversary I have internally is corporate IT, and I'm not shy about playing the "but I develop products that make us money" card.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The Pope decides to take a cross-country tour across America, beginning in California and ending in New York.
Somewhere in the Mid-West, the Popemobile breaks down, and while it's repaired, the Pope continued his journey with a limousine rental.
After a few hours, the limousine driver rolled down the glass partition, and spoke "I know I'm not supposed to talk to you, your holiness, or highness - I'm not even sure what to call you?" "It's okay, my son, say what you want to say".
"Well, when they told me who I'd be driving, I was really thrilled. It's such an honour, and if there is anything I can do to make it a better trip, I'll do my best to make sure it happens".
The Pope thought for a while, then replied "You know, before I became Pope, I really enjoyed driving. I would drive for hours. But now, no one will allow me to drive anywhere. Would you mind if we switched places and I can drive?"
The limousine driver agreed and the two switched places.
After a while, the Pope became relaxed, turned the radio on, hung his arm out the window, and just enjoyed cruising. However, not aware of his increasing speed, he was soon pulled over by a motorcycle cop.
The cop walked up to the limousine, saw who was driving, said "Excuse me, your holiness, for a moment" then returned to his bike and got on the radio.
"Chief, I think I have a problem. I believe I pulled over someone pretty important, and I'm not sure how to deal with it". The Chief responded: "Don't tell me you pulled over a state representative again, Johnson?"
"No, I think this person is more important".
"Not our Governor?!"
"No, I believe more important than the Governor".
"Johnson, tell me you didn't pull over a Presidential Motorcade".
"No, they may be even more important than the President".
"What? Really? Who's more important than the President?"
"Hell if I know, but the Pope's driving!"
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Here[^] is a similar one by President Reagan on General Secretary Gorbachev.
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Awesome. I'm going to have to file that one in the Dad Joke File™.
Software Zen: delete this;
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haven't heard that one in a while - it's good.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Ugh, free APIs and request limits do me no favors debugging-wise.
How the heck does one manage? What a slog!
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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burner accounts?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Nah, and the problem is weirder than that. I didn't overshoot my request limit - they BANNED MY IP. *grrr*
A cohort can use my API key from where he is a thousand miles away. But not me. This of course was after I had written all the code to integrate their service.
OpenWeather is on my no fun list now.
I'm working on integrating weather.gov, although the JSON in it is godawful.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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If it's anything like my server, too many errors logged in a short time will get your IP blocked for a while, but then unblocked.
In my case, the initial block is from 30 minutes to a couple of hours.
Repeat offenders (twice in a day) get wiped out for weeks.
Might be worth a gentle poke after a cooling off period.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Yeah, I gave it an hour earlier tonight, before firing off a message to support. I preserved the code so I can use it again if it was some sort of simple SNAFU but otherwise I'm moving on.
Free Weather API - WeatherAPI.com[^] was recommended by someone on reddit and it is pretty close to what I'm looking for. I just wish they returned *less* data. I need to use a streaming JSON parser rather than an in-memory DOM to digest it.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Yeah, my local govt weather API returns 72 hours worth of 10 minute obs when I want just the current. At least it did last time I looked.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Definitely.
Next time I have US$ 300,000+ to throw away...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It's a lot of money for a pile of rubbish.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Awesome!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Crazy thought....
Let's say we could organize/motivate all (or at least 20%) CP members (about 15,330,904 members), it would be an easy buy for us as a community
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But who would hold it?
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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If you're paying $300k you're probably a collector with more money than sense; and could have a background in anything from successful tech company founder to picked really rich parents at birth.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Also, if you need the Apple ][ Red Book (setup & instruction manual) you can still get it at:
Apple II Redbook : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive[^]
Here's a snippet on how to get StarTrek running in himem...
Apple ][ red book:
Running 16K Startrek
If you have 16K Bytes or larger memory in your Apple, you will also receive a "STARTREK" game tape. Load this program just as you did the previous two, but before you "RUN" it, type in "HIMEM: 16384" to set exactly where in memory this program is to run.
Wow, is that where himem (from old config.sys) idea got started? Interesting.
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