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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give them the advice they need," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Where does a lawyer go for a brain checkup? To a proctologist
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"Missing? Held ball for the thirsty."(9)
Easy (ish) to end the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Come on chaps !!!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!
Which movie?
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The one with the green lizard thing? Rango[^] perhaps?
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Amistad?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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JarHead?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Return of the ****ing Pain in the @rse
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not quite Dennis, but still a Menace [^]
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Tom and Jerry star in Armageddon
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
I happen to have watched it recently 
modified 20-Sep-13 6:00am.
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"Star Wars - Phantom Menace"...?! Never heard of...
(yes|no|maybe)*
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People flying KLM were obviously so incensed that they messed up their voting forms.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is KLM so bad?
The place I went to on hollidays hat two choices: Ryanair and an Italian charter (10 € more). I took the Italian charter, and had a free glass of wine there (was also perfectly on time..)
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Googling "Ryanair sucks" returns less than 95,700 results.
Googling "KLM sucks" returns 222,000 results -- and bear in mind that most of the people complaining about it won't do it in English, so you can more than double that figure.
The Maths ain't too hard.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... and Paris sucks gives 41,900,000
speramus in juniperus
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...but probably isn't a KSS search, given that Google show images 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I'm doing everything I can to blank out any knowledge from my mind of the Paris to which google refers.
If you wish things away like that, they disappear from the Internet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If you wish things away like that, they disappear from the Internet.
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
Nope. Didn't work. 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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