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An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police.
"Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman.
"Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: when he was pulled over by the police
At that point, the electron was already lost.
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Nope, it was simply a bit collapsed.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Are you positive?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How much did he charge?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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An electron was lost, so it decided to speed up to 120mph.
A policeman stopped it and said "Do you realise you are in the middle of London?"
The electron thanked the policeman. 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
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 That is pretty good.
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They evidently watch too much Breaking Bad 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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What if (xkcd)[^] is quite philosophical this week.
The privacy question about accessing data of dead people is interesting. I am doing a lot of things online, and I am quite sure Mrs. RaGE does not know about half of them (I am only talking about the one she may know about  ). Not because I am hiding anything, but just because of her lack of interest. This very account is a good example.
The other question is about Facebook going down in the future, "like any other web creation so far". While it has already been seen in the past (AOL or eBay alike sites or search engines before Google), I very much doubt that sites such as Google or Facebook would die at some point of time. This would mean there would either be no user anymore because the need they fulfill would not exist anymore, or that a form of concurrence would arise, which both seems quite unlikely ( But I guess that is what people said about AOL, or Blackberries for real world examples, in the past, and this must precisely be the point of Randall).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: I am quite sure Mrs. RaGE does not know about half of them
Like the other women?
speramus in juniperus
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What difference does it make?
Oh. The word "brain", I suppose.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I did not get that. Unless you are talking about Facebook diying, here you have all my support.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Is there a vast difference between dead and brain-dead FB users?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Is there a vast difference between dead and brain-dead and FB users?
FFY.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Rage wrote: I very much doubt that sites such as Google or Facebook would die at some point of time.
Why?
Both rely on advertising to make profits.
If people stop using them (in Google's case because someone else starts a better search engine, or <joke> Bing gets better than Google</joke>; in Facebook's case because something else becomes more fashionable) then advertisers stop paying them, so they lose money and eventually close.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Just got a request to confirm a persons stated expertise for LinkedIn, he died over a year ago.
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Asked whether allies also spy on the U.S., Clapper was unequivocal: "Absolutely."
He suggested the outrage and surprise expressed by representatives of allies in recent days was naive or disingenuous and reminded him of a line from the movie "Casablanca."
"'My God, there's gambling going on here?' It's the same kind of thing," he said.
Funnily enough, that was the reaction at Chez Vilmos - spies spying on each other! Who'd have thunked it.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Asked whether allies also spy on the U.S., Clapper was unequivocal: "Absolutely."
Honestly, I very much doubt that, especialyl since these allies don't have the budget required by such a large spying action.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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There is more spying on allies than there is on enemies; for one thing it is cheaper. Everybody spies on everybody else, the point of secrets is not that others don't know, but that they don't know yet.
As a simple exercise, let us assume that Messrs Camaron and Obama are having a meeting to discuss a new US/UK Widget Agreement. These are allies, yet they need to know what the other is thinking so that they can try to have the hand come negotiations. Most spying starts with asides picked up at receptions; yet ALL diplomats say things they shouldn't. The good ones know they are being listened to and deliberately mislead. The brilliant ones make Sir Humphrey look open.
speramus in juniperus
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The shocking news was not the spying itself: It was the amount.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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It isn't that much.
speramus in juniperus
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They didn't ask if allies SUCCESSFULLY spy on the US...just if they spy.
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Well...no, not really.
If you are dusting one day and find a webcam in your bedroom, and it turns out your best mate put it there so he could check you were alright while you were sleeping: does it make it no problem because he assumed you would have planted one in his bedroom for the same reason? Or will this change the relationship between you?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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That's a poor analogy. More accurate would be when your neighbour is in your house, he 'accidentally' reads your bank statement.
Oh, and you need to get more milk.
speramus in juniperus
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