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Bonus: no one will actually read the entire report.
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Just be sure to put the current cover sheet on it. Do you need a copy?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I had to do something that sounded almost similar, but I had to do it in a windows form (so they could change values in the report and use it to drive another system for planning the quarter's sales). I used whatever flavor of a DataGrid was popular in .NET 2.0 and had everything working reasonably.
There was too much information, so they added requirements for colors, fonts, etc. to make it easier to read. I quickly found out that you can change the fonts for a grid. You can change it for a row. You can change it for a column. But when you start changing settings PER CELL performance goes to unusable. 
It was funny to me.
Amazingly, it became a stable of the business. It looked like a Christmas Tree with all the flashing data. 
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Think of A3!?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Nah - think of 4 point... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He's using 8 point: 8pt
I'm suggesting 4 point: 4pt
It's only illegible if you don't possess a microscope... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Since it would take hours of paid labor to make it fit with 8pt, the cost of the microscope (or magnifying glass) is cheaper and therefore the better solution.
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Nope, it's gotta fit on standard 8.5 X 11 and 8 pt. is the smallest font I can use...and I just found out it she wants everything boxed. 
Oh well, toner is so inexpensive these days...and I know a good supply! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Seems like the amount of data won't possibly fit on the paper that's being asked for ...
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more to the point, what the ell is KPI?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: what the ell is KPI?
Key Performance Indicator[^] - a way to decide who to shout at this month...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm usually pretty good with acronyms, having worked in defense, but I didn't see that one coming.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Read every post on the Lounge every day. Memorize what Nagy ate, Dalek drank, and JSOP drove, or shot. Get all your news, here.
On QA forums post soliloquies and rants; remember the OP never knew what they really wanted, let alone needed.
Works for me.
cheers, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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Silly question Bill: This disappeared for a couple of minutes - was that you or did the hamsters eat it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: This disappeared for a couple of minutes - was that you or did the hamsters eat it?
Hi OG, because I am only in the initial, highly uncertain, phase of becoming a Quantum Developer, I am not at liberty to say which because: whichever I said it was would be what it was; and, I think the world is so much more beautiful seen ambiguously ... do you ?
By the way, my sincere congratulations on your achieving millionaire status: you "paid the iron price" !
yours, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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Thank you my friend!
As a Quantum Developer, can you know both how much code you have written and how many bugs it has?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A perfect summary. It's CP's equivalent of the daily generic news:
There's trouble in the Middle East.
In America, the pro gun lobby think everyone who's anti-gun is a communist.
In America, the anti-gun lobby think the NRA is Beelzebub's toe-jam.
The English don't trust the EU
The EU think the British are silly
A former Disney child-star has gone off the rails
Some z-list "celeb" got drunk and did something stupid.
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You forgot the *BONG* at the end of each line. And the "On the Lighter Side" item at the end. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dear god you're not wrong. I accidentally watched the ITV news and was both frightened and angry at world within seconds.
I kept watching out of grim fascination, the transition from death, destruction and disease to something amusing they found on Reddit about kittens was about as smooth as one of the wife's gear-changes when the clutch is bust.
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* Why some (name a technology) sucks today.
* CCC
* plz hlp
* some reference to xkcd
* The Merrens Space Flight Center
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There was a time when ham and chocolate statuses were daily events. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: There was a time when ham bacon and chocolate statuses were daily events.
FTFY
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Ravi Bhavnani wrote: There was a time when ham, bacon, and chocolate statuses were daily events.
FTFY
FTFFY
Ham was a thing on the lounge back before bacon was a meme.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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so at least 728 data cells per cost center/page. Formatting is all over the place as lines contain different types of data, some dollar values, some ratios, etc. Even at 8 pt. it will be tough getting it all to fit. 
Oh yeah, it needs to be done by tomorrow. 
