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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I have an accordion for sale... $300 oboe.
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Don't be a bassoon! $300 is too much.
/ravi
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Feel free to try before you buy. Fiddle around with it for a while and make an offer.
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I fear you're stringing me along.
/ravi
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Be careful, someone is taking notes.
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Rage wrote: often goes undetected
More often it leads to violins.
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You know there's a documented connection between sax and violins.
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Also between peace and carrots.
/ravi
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It's like in all those beauty pageants, where all the contestants are wishing for whirled peas.
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Being a pacifist and a humanitarian by nature, that always strikes a chord with me.
/ravi
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My daughter always gives me whirled peas for my BD. She cooks up a pot of spit peas and carrots and runs them through the blender to make them smooth! I don't even have to wish or ask.
Dave.
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No, just because she wants to give me something I really like. I was just commenting on my vision of whirled peas.
Dave.
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That is because you're listening the words! 
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I think you're just trumpeting.
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Yeah, he's always blowing his horn.
/ravi
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I've made a note of that.
/ravi
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Well don't harp on about it!
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Highly strung, are we?
/ravi
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Well, that joke fell flat.
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Your criticism seems a bit sharp.
/ravi
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