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(Don't read if you are having lunch)
Somebody at work with has been 'pooing' in the showers. Not only in the showers but on the floor leading to the showers and in the bin in the shower room. One time he did it in the shower and then wiped it up the walls. Another time he managed to do it in the toilet 'sort of', what he actually did, and this has had me wondering about the 'skills' of this man, was do it around the rim of the toilet and then squashed the seat down on it.
I'm sorry for reporting it here but this has been actively playing on my mind for awhile now as I am somewhat 'fascinated' by this, as I just can't comprehend the mindset that makes an adult human do this (even my 5-year-old wouldn't do this). It can't be a 'get your own back on your employer type thing' as I work in a Technology Park which houses multiple companies - the showers and toilets are cleaned by an outside cleaning company.
Any ideas on why someone would do this? People here have accused some of the foreign workers that work for other companies - But I've dismissed this as borderline racism, I don't think it's seen as acceptable to poo in the shower in any Country - even Australia.
What should we do to the culprit once caught? I think they should let him go for an unrelated reason and then every time he tries to use the company as a reference they tell his new employers exactly what he did.
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Fine him for vandalism, spreading diseases, causing sickness, and any other things you can think of and make sure to call the police. And once he's out of jail, find out where he lives and put a flaming bag of poo outside his door before you ring his doorbell and leave.
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For the lulz.
P0mpey3 wrote: do it around the rim of the toilet and then squashed the seat down on it.
That's a neat trick, I'm almost sad I'm not insane enough to try it.
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Yeah I'm secretly impressed by it.
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Seriously? I'd say whoever is doing this is either [0] from Southampton, where indoor plumbing is still a novelty, or [ii] sick in the head. Either way it is best to be left to the management to sort out and get rid of the culprit. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: from Southampton
They have there own toilets/facilities.
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When my dad worked on the Ford assembly line in Liverpool many years ago, apparently it was thought to be the height of sophisticated humour to crap in one on the 5 gallon tubs of Swarfega and cover it up when new people started on the line.
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Judging by what he/she does I think it is reason able to call for sanitary authorities, as it is pretty much probable that this guy has some kind of mental problem (which can just be related to stress, I'm not implying he's insane).
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Didn't know that you were working in a kindergarten... 
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More evidence that man and apes are related. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Much to the apes chagrin in this case. Did we evolve to *what*?
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Err !! Run...
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It's probably that the "author" of the mess is a nasty little elephant and he is doing it to annoy, because he can and it's the only thing in his life he can control. Or it could be a "dirty protest" and he doesn't realise that it's contract workers (and everyone else in the building) he's annoying. Or...it could be a medical problem. One of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is indiscriminate pooing and / or smearing. (Herself works in an old folks home, and I have to "help her" with her online courses).
Find him - then decide. You can't continue like that: it's not fair on anyone (but particularly the poor sods who have to clean up after him)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think he's been taking salts ....
somersaults!
Which way was the exit again?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's over there, by your coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yessir, Mr Griff sir!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I would check with building security to ensure, but I suspect while it may be illegal to have a security camera IN the restroom, it should not be illegal to have one pointed at the door OUTSIDE of the restroom.
Assuming a camera can be installed, regular inspection of the facilities should provide a time period during which the offense occurred. Determine who used the restroom in that period of time. And work from there...
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Are you sure it's poo?
It could be some sort of prank with peanut butter or Nutella.
There's only one way to find out...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Like the jingle says: Eat some peanut butter anytime you can, but never from the toilet can.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: There's only one way to find out...
Sounds like we have a volunteer. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Where the hell do you work?
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Under health & safety law, you can call the police.
Not only would they do things like pay for tests, etc, but I'd bet they'd have a great time investigating it -- most of the stuff they have to deal with is a lot more mundane.
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It's probably that guy with the flies buzzing around him. As for what to do, first throw a bucket of bleach on him, then get the straight jacket.
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The pooer will always be with us.
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P0mpey3 wrote: I don't think it's seen as acceptable to poo in the shower in any Country - even Australia.
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