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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hic...
yeah - well I live in hope! Been at it long enough I should know better, but hope springs eternal, and all that!
Mycroft Holmes wrote: hope like hell you become/are a good manager, they are bloody difficult to find and invaluable when they work well.
I think I am. Previous staff think I am. Previous company's think I am.
Current company & staff - that remains t be seen!
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Oh, were those your balls I heard being detached?
Break a leg.
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If that means that you have to manage your development of the same software that you were managing your development of before, but for more money, well done!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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May the Goddess Fortuna smile upon Thee !
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Thanks, Bill.
The Goddess' grin will be much appreciated.
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good luck
you can always get middle mgmt. on side by expressing the changes required in something they'll understand... $$
cr@ppy code == rework, waste, p*ssed off customers
rework ... == money
money == their jobs if they aren't 'on board'
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Personally I like the word "risk"
As in
"We can release these changes untested, if you are prepared to accept the risk.
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1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
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OriginalGriff wrote:
1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
5) Take my meds
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
modified 3-Apr-15 9:07am.
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Coder For Hire wrote: OriginalGriff wrote:
0) Take my meds
1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That reminds me of writing homework reports.
Put it off until the last few days.
Start writing in fear of being late.
Write title - done for the day, rest till tomorrow.
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Make a todo list and forget where I put it.
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I would respond to that but I do not remember what we are talking about.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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a) you appear to have forgotten item 0.
z) we don't want to hear about your self-rewarding practices
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Most people would get stuck at 2.
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5) Start a new todo list, because this bluddy phone app only gives me space to display five lines of the list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Guys share your Weekend's plans.
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Member 11547329 wrote: Stay Strong Weekend is coming soon!! That's funny when you say it on a Friday. I always think of that phrase on Mondays.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Hey but reality is that Friday only night weekend starts.
Right?
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Eat.
Sleep.
Code.
Stroke cat.
Conquer the world and make you all my personal slaves.
Maybe a little light hoovering.
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OriginalGriff,
These are good plans but its regular plans.any special plans?
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I don't conquer the world every weekend you know!
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Yeah, but it is Easter you know
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Happy Chocolate Egg Day to you!
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That (the chocolate) IS how you conquer the world
Proof![^]
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