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If the NSA were smart enough to have a search engine, we would be celebrating their birthday on 4. November. As it is, I don't intend to trust the spyware of any one of the two.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Really, who cares.
Sorry, but IT doesn't engender this kind of idolatry in me. Its a job, it pays well.
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Don't be surprised when you hear this quoted during your next job interview.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You don't have to slavishly admire an IT company to be a good engineer.
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I have had some bosses who wanted to have no less than your soul. Indeed, thw worse the stuff they produced was, the more they demanded you to be 'excited' and 'dedicated' to their bugware. It has become an important indicator for me during interviews. I want a job, not marry them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't have a problem with company loyalty, and enthusiasm for the product, but in this case, its saying happy birthday to just some other big IT company. Smacks of idolatry to me!
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I thought the birthday was of someone (or something) special. 
I am not one of do-my-homework guys in QA
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
modified 27-Sep-15 8:26am.
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I'd say Google is special. Say what you like about the company, life without the search engine would be a major step backwards. The only reason MS developed Bing was because Google was so good, so useful - and that's why Bing is still underused.
You don't have to be a lazy student to use it, to appreciate it: I use it a lot.
Like it or not, the world needs a search engine - even if only to find what you need in MSDN because the MS search is so poor. I use it, because it works and because I remember exactly what it was like trying to find out what a function was called using paper manuals in the days before it existed! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well that was just a metaphor and I forgot to use the "Joke" type for it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: the world needs a search engine
Then celebrate the first one, or all of them.
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What Archie? Never used it!
But they were all a bit... Um... Rubbish, until Google came along, which is why so many people I knew used Metasearch engines like Mamma instead.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh the irony. The site crashes for me.
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"In the world of computer programming, 17 is widely considered the least random number."
Really? Why? (I'm too lazy to Google it)
And 4 is the most random.[^]
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The SSL certificate we bought through our webhost expired without a warning or renewal notice. This explains some weird things that started happening with some of our client file manager (updates) processes. It seems that a resource requested through https where the certificate is out of date does not throw an exception...it only creates 0 byte files! Yes, the https protocol was baked into the processes. The processes have been modified and posted, but if they are automatically downloaded through the version of the application that all current clients are using, the updates fail.  We have a secondary fallback server that still works, but only if the primary server is unreachable.
It should be a simple solution...either renew the existing cert or get one from another vendor and install it myself.
The first option seemed easy enough, except for some reason, my credentials to the webhost account no longer work. I can login to cPanel, but not to the account!  No problem, use their forgot password utility to recover it...nada...after a few tries I'm locked out. Fine, then I'll get an SSL elsewhere and undoubtably cheaper than $109/yr! I got a deal for 3 years at a decent price and bought it. Now, I just need to get a CSR from my webhost to create the certificate. No problem, I open a support ticket with my webhost and ask for one. Although they can identify me as the technical contact for the company, the primary account contact and CC holder (who just left for vacation) is the only one who can ask for a CSR and they refuse to help me since they charge $15 to generate the CSR and I'm not authorized for charges. 
I'm pretty close to moving the whole domain to Azure at this point! First though, I'll try another tech/support ticket to see if there's a way around this silly $15 charge. Edit: They now insist that they will need to install the cert (for an additional $30...am I wrong in thinking that it's only a freaking text file placed in the root folder?..and that I should be able to do this myself?
Update: I managed to get the last 4 of the cc on file, and got the process complete through their helpdesk. Once they had their money, it only took about 48 hours to get it done...but at least it's done and I don't have to think about it again for 3 years. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
modified 28-Sep-15 17:26pm.
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I don't envy you...horsing around with SSL certificates is a pain. The whole security certificate thing is a giant racket.
I'm hoping this takes off: https://letsencrypt.org/[^]
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This is the one from the Insider isn't it? I like the idea too, but I don't see how they can continue to operate for free. Are they going to depend on donations for funding?
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I don't remember where I first came across it...could be the Insider, for sure.
Not sure how they're going to pay for it...definitely worth donating if it flies. I donate every year to Wikipedia too
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Looks promising! I won't be needing a new one until 2018. Regarding my dilemma, another tech got involved and got things moving along...almost done! Thanks for the link.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Another "treasure of the internet" discovered:
The audio research and websites (non-profit, free, not selling anything, no ads) of Stephane Pigeon, Ph.D. (Belgian) are very interesting: [^]
Tinnitus hearing profile diagnostic: [^]
Drone take-off, tamboura assistance, music to wear tie-dyed t-shirts with: [^]
The drone page is just one of a remarkable collection of sound generators of every type ranging from very technical (pink, white, grey, noise) to ambient soundscapes.
I'm improvising to one of the drones right now with my guitar tuned EADac#d, and remembering 1966 in San Francisco ... those were the daze, my friend
enjoy, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
modified 26-Sep-15 16:08pm.
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Quote: Listen to the calibration audio file, then rub your hands together in front of your nose
My arms are too short, I failed 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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This is great to watch. 
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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I had the same idea. TED & COFFEE.
I was at my own "coffee" house watching.
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