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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm not sure if Nika was happy or stressed about my return.
She did make an awful lot of noise though.
At least my cousin has taken good care of her in my absence
girlfriend ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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In the form of a cat
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I thought it was the name of his Wi-Fi router.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Just be careful when using another network because then your home network might think you are cheating on it.
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Yes, but you are forgetting the freedom of connecting your device to open hotspots when you are not home.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I was thinking laptop.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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What nerd has a girlfriend?
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Sander Rossel wrote: When you get home from a week and a half vacation from Poland
So you got your car back to your home ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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$100 says their new dynamic hinge breaks within a month. Better luck next time Microsoft.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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I seriously considered a Surface Pro to replace both my desktop and laptop, both 6 yo. Instead, I found a great laptop for $600 cheaper. To be fair, I did give up the SSD (which saved a couple hundred maybe) for the capacity of a spinner. Oh, and it has a proper cover/hinge!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: great laptop ... I did give up the SSD
These two things never go together.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Elephant!
For a Seiko? What's it made of, Unobtanium?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, it is made of $21,000.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And all it does is telling you the time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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and it is still only accurate to -2 to +4 seconds, per day! For that money I want an atomic clock!
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You can get one for about $100.
A watch that synchronises itself to the radio signal broadcast by the various atomic clocks of the world.
A small desktop version can be had for under $30.
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...and every time you look at it, you think "It's 14:32, and I could have bought a Rolex instead"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I can't say I find Rolex watch beautiful.
sorry.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I'd rather have a Tag heur[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Poor man's Rolex
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I was put of them by my first boss, who for many months use to always show his rolex[^] off in many ways that you could think.
and as it was one of these Jewelled watches as I see is show off jewelery and nothing else
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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