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If a dinosaur had a lisp, would it be Thyranathauruth Rexth?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you thay tho!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Ddddddddddddon't mmmmmmmmmake fu-fu-fun of th-the Exssstiiiinct.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Tick! VG!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or a Plethiothaur...
Did the Pterodactyl nest on Pterra firma?
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Reminds me of a bad joke about a guy with a wood eye and a girl with a hair-lip 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Astronomy Picture of the Day - yesterday's news!
Try ^
Dang! My '58 Renault Dauphine has another flat tire.
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Thanks: sometimes I forget to get the correct url - sort of lost in space... 
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Look at this handsome moneymaker[^].
I guess his sucess won't cut down so fast, but if it does, well he already got a bu**load of moneyZ
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Article wrote: The 25-year-old, whose real name is Felix Kjellberg, brought in $12 million over the past year, the magazine estimates. His YouTube channel boasts almost 40 million subscribers who watch as he provides commentary while playing video games
 
I will start a channel in which I comment the code I am typing.
Mmhh... Sounds a lot like CP TV, maybe not a good idea, after all.
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Looks like right person, right time, right place.
Most of us have at least one of these being not right, that's why we are still where we are. And IMHO, we're not too bad either.
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Hard work pays off.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wow! ..and to think we all laughed when my 15 y/o nephew said he wanted to play video games for a living!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Our internal windows patch server appears to be acting up. Last Friday I wasn't able to get any of the MS patches to install (they either stall out at 0%, or fail and schedule a retry a month from now); it's still not working this morning. The patch tuesday load are all past due; WTE they fix the server and all the patches install everyone who didn't have the patches installed is going to be gifted with a forced reboot and howls of anguish will echo from the walls as a result.  I've emailed the helpdesk about the problem hoping that will get me on the list of people who get a 'we fixed it' email, and that the warning it provides will mean that my voice doesn't join the chorus. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Never miss an opportunity to tell your IT guy how to do his job, especially when things haven't been working for a month.
Open up %windir%\windowsupdate.log and look for an error code. Googling it should give you a pretty good idea what's going on, at least on your end.
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Not really. Per check for updates cycle I get 3 failures like this:
2015-10-19 12:54:01:686 1052 27f4 Agent Bundle contains no deployed children and thus is invalid.
2015-10-19 12:54:01:686 1052 27f4 Agent Update {65CDB5FE-D1E6-4B76-AC06-2486E1E6ED82}.201 is not a valid bundle. Not returning it.
..which suggests that something might be messed on their WSUS server; but the Software Center tool they use to manage patching has 6 installs at 0% (these look to be patch Tuesday items), and 14 that fail over to a retry in just under a month from now (these appear to be updates tied to installing a service pack for office 2010). I don't have any way to map the GUIDs to KB items; but Google is first showing (mostly sketchy looking) pages from 2013, so WTE those are I don't think they're any of the current set of updates. The invalid bundle warnings first appeared on Friday, the GUIDs in question were showing up without error as far back as the top of the log (sept 30).
The log file has nothing about trying to download anything that I can see.
OTOH I'd assumed something was wrong with the WSUS server already based on my not getting a reply. They tend not to send out "we know, you're the NNNth person to report it" type emails for something that's broken sitewide (unless it causes a work stoppage in which case the entire company gets an email); while if the problem was believed to be on my end I'd've expected a tech to've remoted into my PC within an hour of my email to sanity check the basics.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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WSUS tends to randomly fail. We've fixed that at our company by giving it it's own virtual sandbox on the HYPER-V Server, which seems to work well. Sometimes it still has it's failovers, but that is our own fault for using MS products.
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This's been out since at least Friday afternoon; which probably means it's something more serious than a reboot needed faceplant.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Then it's most likely FUBAR and they'll ned to re-install it 
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After poking them with a stick again this morning I finally got a response. The tier 1 tech thinks it's software center on my PC that's puked all over itself not something at their end; but escalated the ticket to someone more senior who hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Think of a sentence where the use of the word panoply doesn't come off as pretentious and contrived.
I can't.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 19-Oct-15 7:07am.
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Could this be due to the fact that your statement lacks the full panoply of panoplieness? 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panoply[^]:
"Thus "panoply" refers to the full armour of a hoplite or heavy-armed soldier, i.e. the shield, breastplate, helmet and greaves, together with the sword and lance."
IMO it's not contrived, but is it pretentious?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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