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MacSpudster4-Jan-16 8:03

4-Jan-16 8:03

I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time.

No wonder they call me "Half-pint".

I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man".

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*true, that
**ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke... Cool | :cool:

Re: Thought of the Weak

Mike Hankey4-Jan-16 8:21

Mike Hankey

4-Jan-16 8:21

Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?

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Re: Thought of the Weak

MacSpudster4-Jan-16 8:59

MacSpudster

4-Jan-16 8:59

Good one.
That title goes to the joke!

Re: Thought of the Weak

Sander Rossel4-Jan-16 10:51

Sander Rossel

4-Jan-16 10:51

MacSpudster wrote:
they call me "Half-pint"

I call you full wasted... Unsure | :~

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Re: Thought of the Weak

MikeWBroughton5-Jan-16 6:13

MikeWBroughton

5-Jan-16 6:13

If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? OMG | :OMG:

Re: Thought of the Weak

MacSpudster5-Jan-16 6:30

MacSpudster

5-Jan-16 6:30

Assume you did, though I'll actively *not* include myself in the inferential.

If one actively claims 50% or any other less-than-100%, this does not equate to that of one actively *disclaiming* the remainder (e.g, 50% disowned).

One can actively give food to a homeless person 50% of the time and, as well, leave food for anyone to enjoy the other 50%, which is not the same as actively NOT giving food to the homeless person 50% of the time.

Butt, like another comment noted, the joke is half-baked (which is actively purposed!).

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Kevin Marois4-Jan-16 6:54

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4-Jan-16 6:54

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